The Proofreader

All of these silly spelling, punctuation, and grammar mistakes are driving me crazy!

[The Proofreader @ProofreadOrDie]

@Rainmaker1973 A “baby sheep” is called a lamb. C’mon now!

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Hey there, @Delta, regarding your current safety demonstration video: “centennial anniversary” is a redundancy. “Centennial” (or “centenary”) means 100th year anniversary. The word “anniversary” is superfluous. C’mon now!

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@keithdorejel @wideofthepost Can confirm: he has a Columbia Ph.D., but still has his head up his arse and is an ignorant buffoon.

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@keithdorejel He has a Columbia Ph.D., but still has his head up his arse and is an ignorant buffoon.

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Hey, @AliVelshi, your use of the phrase “the Senate and Congress”, which you uttered a minute ago on @MSNBC, shows basic ignorance about what “Congress” is. Congress comprises the House of Representatives and the Senate. The Senate IS A PART OF CONGRESS. C’mon now!

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“Tow the line”. 🙄 @EricTrump is a fuckin’ moron.
https://t.co/sZUp1moWZu

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Hey, @JillianFrankel, it’s “inspectors general” (not “inspector generals”). C’mon now!

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.@kayonlinenowx is an asshole.
https://t.co/lvU97SGJrE

[KAY @kayonlinenowx]

Rare Historic Photos You Probably Haven’t Yet Seen ~

A thread 🧵

[The Proofreader @ProofreadOrDie]

What is the point of these stupid posts where a clip is shared without crediting the work it’s from? Are they intentionally opaque? Just write “From ‘Anatomy of a Fall’, dir. by Justine Triet (2023)”. It’s as easy as that! C’mon now!

[romeo @kocasoda]

if my wife said all this to me i would 100% jump out a window just to make her life harder. this was genuinely such an insane read

[nightmars before christmas 𖥔 @unearthlyreads]

there's nothing i hate more than spelling and grammar errors in books

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@sam_d_1995 You’ve shown your true colours, @sam_d_1995. Poor people are poor because they’re “losers”. And you have nothing to say about the 1% who hoard wealth and manipulate governments to get out of paying their fare share in taxes. You’re another neoliberal asshole. Fuck you.

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@coach_enjoying “with surprisingly good vocals as well”
Really? Fuck you, asshole.

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@CNviolations *must HAVE been (or “must’ve been”)

Talk about “violations”. For fuck’s sake. C’mon now!

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@TheDailyShow @MarkJCarney .@jonstewart kept trying to be funny and interrupting @MarkJCarney, never letting him complete a single substantive answer. Fuck Jon Stewart, and fuck @TheDailyShow.

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@drhingram What the fuck is wrong with you, @drhingram fuckface? Fuck off with your racist, anti-immigrant, Islamophobic bull shit. You’re a disgrace.

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@LegendaryEnergy How about spelling Dr Seuss’s name correctly when you post about him? You silly goose. C’mon now!

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@SHendry775 For fuck’s sake, Stephen @SHendry775, contraction and possessive apostrophes!

*Mark’s back
*Alongside Mark’s coach

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@MrChuckD A 50-foot vertical leap??? C’mon, Chuck, get real!

(And learn the difference between 50’ and 50”.)

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@ScooterCasterNY Without a doubt, one the dumbest things I’ve ever read, @ScooterCasterNY. Andrew can walk or take the subway or a bus for cryin’ out loud! Who drives from 61st to 79th St.?! No one! And if he parks on the street, he can park it on 62nd or 63rd St.! What a mamaluke!!!

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@prasannalara “a legendary batsmen”??? “Men” is plural. Also, there is NO REASON to gender cricketers. A “legendary batter” conveys your meaning perfectly, and excludes no one. C’mon now!