@matthewmercer Mr. Mercer can you let me know how many planets are in Exandria? We are playing a game right now and need to know! Please and thank you.
Say hi to the Putin’s!
And the spies all around me
Maybe they can confirm
I don't care if I kill my career with this letter
I'm confining you to one term
Sit down, Trump, you fat motherfucker!
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@Lin_Manuel#anopenletter#hamilton
They were calling you a dick back in '06
And you really haven't done anything new since
You're a nuisance with no sense
You'll die of irrelevance
Go ahead, you aspire to my level
You inspire to malevolence
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@Lin_Manuel#anopenletter#hamilton
The line is behind me, I crossed it again
While the president lost it again
Aw, such a rough life
Better run, tell your third wife
"Yo, the boss is golfin again"
Let me ask you a question who sits
At your desk when you're taking McShits
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@Lin_Manuel#anopenletter#hamilton
You wouldn't know what I'm doin'
You're always goin' berserk
But you never show up to work
Give my regards to Melania
Next time you write about my lack of moral compass
At least I do my job up in this rumpus
Oh
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@Lin_Manuel#anopenletter#Hamilton
An open letter to the fat, arrogant, anti-charismatic
National embarrassment known as President Donald Trump
Shit!
The man's irrational, he claims that I'm in league
With China in some vast international intrigue
Trick, please!
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@Lin_Manuel#anopenletter#Hamilton
@trilogymediainc I’v been getting scammer calls for the past 3 days.I finally called then back and they are saying they’re from amazon saying I have packages I have ordered and have not payed this insane amount of money. 1(484)971-7697 is one of the numbers they called me from.
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Only in Vegas can you drive down the street in 100+ degree weather and see a guy in jeans, a jacket, and socks with flip-flops as well as a woman with short shorts and no shirt on.
It’s 3:30 in the god damn morning and it sounds like there is a car alarm in the tree outside of our apartment! I have never wanted to kill a bird so bad till right now!
”We are all the heroes of our own story without even realizing we are probably the bad guy in someone else’s”
-Netflix original ”Everything Sucks” #Netflix#EverythingSucks