Groj

I'm in love with dying but it doesn't love me back

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

Shifting the goal away from being happy towards being engaged with life does wonders for the soul. If your goal is happiness it is easy to cling to the stuff that gives you that feeling even when you ought to let it go. Let shit flow naturally and the real joy will grow actually

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

I took a picture of your brain on drugs

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

I wish I had a better camera for my bug pictures

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I made another combo video! People are saying its my best one yet. Don't miss it! https://t.co/KUr9EEcKSr

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

When I was growing up I couldn’t taste the difference between an everything bagel and a plain one

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

@TheArtofSilent my eyes thank you for allowing them to view such a masterpiece. Art. I am basking in its divine radiance this evening

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

white guy discovers shorts

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

If you stay inside all day everyday you are basically living in captivity

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

Microdosing unemployment by having a 5 day weekend

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

The input jack on my bass was fucked up last night and was making all sorts of noise to the point where I had to switch to my side bass but today it works fine. It's like the bass elves fixed it overnight for me. Thank you elves!

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

I wish butterflies had bones on the inside

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

Sadness is a statistical necessity in the realm of human existence. Resisting it is futile

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

Liquidate me like one of your French assets

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

Osama bin Laden would have been team Jacob

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

If I was god I would make a lizard that you could plug into the electrical outlet to charge

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

The pork chops in my freezer say I don’t need them anymore. I feel bad for keeping them against their will

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

My cat turns 1 dozen years old today! Bless this man for all he has done for me. Also happy Arbor Day to those who celebrate

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

I ate all of my glue today

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

I feel the pain of everyone. I feel nothing

[Groj @Propane_Fan69]

Smoking ass on the tarmac