Carly

wannabe housewife, actual mama, and lover of all things crafty, pretty, smart, and tasty.

[Carly @ProperCarly]

@ALRussell24 @MrPVP3 I think someone wrote that article ABOUT me. It's dead-on!

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

10 reasons why being a kid in the '80s was the best http://t.co/7PP4wUgZKZ

[Carly @ProperCarly]

@Life_of_Squish Don't be fresh to your mother on Twitter!

[Carly @ProperCarly]

@Life_of_Squish Mama loves you the most!

[Carly @ProperCarly]

@MrPVP3 You should have been born in March. Your parents would have been well-advised to wait. #crampbark

[Paul @MrPVP3]

@ProperCarly , I'm glad the cramp bark, cleavers, and couch grass that we got from Tor is working! #itsacallingitsagift

[Carly @ProperCarly]

@Life_of_Squish That's what I thought!

[Carly @ProperCarly]

@Life_of_Squish GO TO SEEPY SEEPS. Love, Mama

[Paul @MrPVP3]

#AllYouNeedIsLove

[Paul @MrPVP3]

This baby rocks! @DubinskiLynette http://t.co/2d1TxbLmwh

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

"Right, Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five." Celebrate #NationalHighFiveDay today & high-five a friend! #Seinfeld

[Paul @MrPVP3]

Put me in, coach!!! #spitball @DubinskiLynette http://t.co/9tBOWs3yTq

[Paul @MrPVP3]

So @DubinskiLynette just said, "our son is like Animal the muppet, right?" #itainteasybeingsquish

[Paul @MrPVP3]

@DubinskiLynette Carter says, "Rah rah rah." #squishspeak

[Carly @ProperCarly]

@lindsayserver I assume you are referring to my baby...to which I'll reply, he DOES speak!! It goes something like this: "RA RA RA RA..."