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Berk.

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@fesshole Probably just keep him on a lead then...

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@mandybrazier68 @thehundred The men's got cancelled as well, so hope your mind is at rest 🙌

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@mandybrazier68 @thehundred The men's isn't even due to start until 6 😂

It took them 2.5 hours to cancel the women's game, how can you possibly know the men's is going ahead? 🤷

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@YouBearsssssss @AvfcPearson @Edgbaston Bloody purist 😂

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@fesshole I'll take "what is a cunt" for $250

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My 15 month old daughter looking more like @LewisCapaldi than Lewis Capaldi

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Uncle thinks he is a bit of a genius, but simply copies other people's sayings, opinions and quotes. Every now and then I slip in some Hitler quotations to him, claiming they are from JFK, Churchill, Napoleon etc. He never fact checks. Currently 73 Hitler quotes on his Twitter.

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@MattHayesfish Ah shame, could have been a great triple-act!

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@MartMcDonald Hi mate, don't know you, won't patronise you with the usual. Well wishes from others won't get you far, sadly.

2 books that could alter the course of your life:

1. The Happiness Trap, Russ Harris
2. A Liberated Mind, Steve Hayes

At least give 1 a try 🙏

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The family know I'm a big fan, so did the best they could to make sure @jamesmartinchef was there to wish me happy birthday 👌

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@isawitfirst

Not sure if this is considered standard practice, but normally when we order something, what we've ordered is in the bag and the driver doesn't just leave it in the door...

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@jamesmartinchef

I made your French onion soup from Home Comforts.

Without doubt the best soup I've ever tasted 👌

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@fesshole Fucking hellfire.

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@WalsallCouncil You're very correct - so you use logic to move the payment date to the last day of the month. Like every other company we have direct debits with...

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@WalsallCouncil why oh why can I call up and pay my council tax each month on the 31st, yet you won't allow direct debits to be set up for the 31stof each month?

#effort #NoLogic

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@ChribHibble And yes, this show is amazing 👌

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@ChribHibble Hi mate, don't know you properly (or at all) but a lifesaving book or 2:

The happiness trap - Russ Harris
A Liberated Mind - Steven Hayes

Give them a try, changed my world.

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@Rylan What a charmer.

Sorry, I meant wanker.

What a wanker.