Tess

shes up to her flaps in denial

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Just realised I can use Chat gpt to write all the things i wish happened in my favourite books

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 16 May 2013 (via @twi_age).

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What he comments under my post of him vs what i comment under his post of me

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Enjoy my favourite video of myself looking like an absolute Disney princess i take no criticism

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Actually i take that back, I genuinely hate this show and i have no idea what they were thinking when they made this

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Hot take the Vampire Academy show isn’t at all Vampire Academy, they just took the character names and lore/world and made their own thing but its not half bad

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Why is Vampire Academy so culty in the show and WHY does Janine have an Australian accent? 😭

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I knew this sounded familiar

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 16 May 2013 (via @twi_age).

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The new instagram update is so fucking ugly and annoying to use why did they think this was a good idea and how did it get past the design team

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Peggy saying “i could do this all day” is actually the hottest thing to ever grace my ears

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In a really stressful situation but this text out of context is funny af

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Yall my housemate is playing bass along to all the small things, 13 year old me is so happy haha

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Its the worst being single and 21. Im just horny and anxious all the time. Im like the winter soldier but with innuendos

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Whenever i get sad im going to remember that i own this dress

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When he seems perfect but he says dogs are better than cats 😭

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I know something must be wrong with me right now because i am genuinely enjoying the show friends

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I dropped my phone in ganache today and had to wash it off. Its like nothing even happened. Guess the iphone 11 really is waterproof 😂

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Watch Malignant if you want a good 15 minute scare then just the funniest shit you’ll ever see for the rest of the film

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You ever have a dream thats so messed up you cant even tell anyone about it