@AsgoresBFF *…
*You know this is not the man you usually see at the tree, but you try to greet the flower anyways.
*You half-wish Kris were here to make this easier for both sides.
@FLOWEY_Undergnd *You mention how this is probably because somehow, despite being incredibly loving and kind media, Undertale and Deltarune somehow attracts some of the most hateful people you will ever meet.
*Also ignore that other soul guy, they’re just a fucking weirdo.
@FlowerOfJustlce *You are a faggot, with a lot of faggot friends.
*Your vessel is a faggot, your vessel’s friends are faggots, even the flowers are faggots.
*You mention how this might be because god is just chill like that.
@mysteryman66666 *You comment on how you were using that.
*You try to yell obscenities at the mysterious man, but all that comes out is angry heart throbbing sounds.
Btw they hate you because you’re a creep, not because you’re a good parody.
You honestly disgust me to my core.
I genuinely cannot stay in character for this shit bro