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Some kind of bug.

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@BruceShark5 BRUCE!!! Prepare for the "@" apocalypse!

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@Wondermonkey2k Bat-tastic!

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@Wondermonkey2k Can I sleep on your porch couch?

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@Wondermonkey2k How much for the river raft? Tubin' enthusiast here.

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@briangaar I finally bit the bullet and bought one last week. A day later, rumors started about a possible PS5 Pro being released later this year...😐

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@BruceShark5 Growing up, a friend of the family had a sparkle chikkin named Darcel because that's what it sounds like when it calls. To this day, I can't not hear "DARCEL!" any time I hear one.

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@mynwexperience Obligatory Oregon coast dog pic.

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@corykellerson @HeyItsHigbe @tmbg The Johns would approve.

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@BruceShark5 @MissAngryFlower Last night, while in bed, my s/o, with no prior knowledge of this conversation or a Twitter profile, informed me that they were having great sales on purses. I almost screamed out loud.

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A hearty and heartfelt FUCK YOU to @MeritainHealth and @QuantumHealth1 for actively and maliciously creating roadblocks to lifesaving cancer treatments for their patients! A real pair of corporate hoodlums. The absolute worst examples of American health care in action.

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@BruceShark5 I AM AN ADULT GLOBDARNIT!!! I WILL DESTROY A MIXING BOWL FULL OF CORN POPS AT MIDNIGHT IF I WANT TO!!!

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@BruceShark5 Aww, sorry about the headache, Bruce. If Poindexter were around, he'd be wishing you a mild one and a quick recovery!

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@Wondermonkey2k I'll take the fries. Serve me with your strong hands.

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@Wondermonkey2k I'll take the "Pound 'o Cheese in a Pie Crust" please.

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@Wondermonkey2k How many gat-damned knuckle joints do you need?

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@HeyItsHigbe @StateFairOfTX Fixed.

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@aidanyuille02 @ValerieAnn_921 @Wondermonkey2k Nuthin better than a half a bag of birthday Crunch Berries. Happy 21st!

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@Wondermonkey2k @Keezles @coryb23 @ValerieAnn_921 @aidanyuille02 Buncha handsomes. #unolife

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@mynwexperience Orcas always driving around my neighborhood in their lifted F150's and Free Willy stickers. I'm sick of it I tells ya.