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small accounts gotta stick together 2022. satire. Popeyes CEO 🍗 Forklift Certified ;

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Car sex be like:

“Hold on, I heard something.”

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Yall think spiderman can do spiderman things in Bakersfield⁉️

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Do UK mfs not wear deodorant? All of them smell

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You’re hearing it here first Messi is getting an acl injury tomorrow at the MetLife stadium

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I just seen my GF with her husband at the rodeo 😔

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Anyone hiring a pilot?

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As a man why yk how to roll a blunt but don’t know how to start a grill

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They let anyone make babies but somehow need a license to fish

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Bitches go 2 gym to take a pic then leave

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You guys know what rhymes with Friday? Don Julio 1942

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It took the power to go out for kids to come outside and play again 😹

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It’s Monday and guess what rhymes with Monday? THE LIQUOR STORE

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This your reminder to check your coolant and oil level

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Just cuz she's taken don’t mean she's happy…..dm her and check on her

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That’s sum tragic shit right there

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HMU if you want to be my cousin…
I’m starting my own family from scratch..

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Bruh what’s up with females from sac state hitting me up this gotta be a set up

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Tax Return Hits: $11,400

Me at Subway: "add a cookie"

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Guys we already have enough barbers and nail techs we need more McDonald’s employee’s

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U thought getting cheated on bad? U ever had to take a shit but was stuck in traffic

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We all eatin the same shit today u don’t need to post a plate