Prophet_of_Toire

Wisdom provider, inducer of thought, curator of the Toire

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

Crawfish boil #expand

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

What sport has the largest skill gap in its players?

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

What has a larger skill gap: Rocket league or Tennis?

Like the most variance between levels of players.

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

@FliffSupport @fliff How am I supposed to live bet Vandy

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

Thoughts on this puckered orange?

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

Aside from obese women, nothing saddens me more than women gifted with large breasts who choose to be complacent and have no ass.

Ass = dedication and work
Boobs = luck of the draw (or implants)

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

Are you serious? Took all the fun out of it…

[Ryan “White Chocolate” Powell @brotherpowell69]

indian wearing texas polo and boots? #shrink

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

Just doing gods work out here

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

@kirawontmiss Yall realize most of gen z isn’t even 21?

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

It’s a fact that hot girls fly delta

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

Someone needs to nerf chat gpt’s wingman abilities. My love poems are wooing girls left and right

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

@jonstevebalboni @StetsonLM2 Do not fault the candle for the what the flame decides to burn

[Vincent @CaliVincent2023]

@DefiantLs Indiana needs to put two ABSOLUTE ENFORCERS on the roster. It is a disgrace that they let these talentless lesbians beat the hell out of this once in a generation talent. Despite NBA backing the WNBA loses 50+ million a year.
She is the only route to making the @WNBA relevant.

[Big Mike @BiggestMike123]

A&M fans when it comes to throwing lobs to other fanbases to make fun of us

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

No gods or kings, only men

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

@pickleballing69 Buddy has the worst elo I’ve ever seen

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

Holding in your poop in the mornings to release it on company time>>> #expand

[Prophet_of_Toire @ProphetofToire]

@StetsonLM2 @bluecollar188 If you’re broke just say that lil bro