Prose 📚

Creator of the first pixelated Milady.

Car sales, trading and the zeitgeist.

[Chicago @itschicagoooo]

Said I have an extra Knicks ticket game 3 on Hinge. I got 88 matches. I told them all meet me at Chase A entrance. I’m watching at a bar. I can’t stand these hoes. I don’t even online date I’m just doing the lords work

[Prose 📚 @ProseProducer]

Hope is delusion wrapped up in a warm blanket

[Prose 📚 @ProseProducer]

About 3 spicy chickens away from scheduling a colonoscopy

[Prose 📚 @ProseProducer]

Bought a pineapple vape the other day just to feel like I was still part of the culture

[Punished Billy @gigabilly]

Libtards watch black people eat 10,000 calorie jar of pineapple demon juice and stare at you dead in the eyes and demand universal healthcare.

[Herman.fun @doomscroll_x]

I don't understand bro. I've experienced every single highly regarded piece of art and culture from the last 50 years why aren't I happy yet?!?

[Prose 📚 @ProseProducer]

How to psyop yourself into obsession?

[Prose 📚 @ProseProducer]

People saying the blue origin explosion is the “end of space flight as we know it” and other hyperbolic nonsense.

Brother you were always a distant second place in this race. It was never gonna happen.

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

Germans fleeing to Argentina after orchestrating failed political revolutions

[Prose 📚 @ProseProducer]

Gonna 40x leverage trade my bread money into generational wealth

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

I met her last week, got engaged on Wednesday, completed all of Catholic marriage prep on Thursday, found a venue Friday, and got married yesterday.

Now hire me as Governor so I can deliver this level of speed and efficiency for Florida.

[N @nordman__]

You will notice how it's never the beautiful bugs that are trying to sneak into your house, the butterflies etc. It's always the ugly. The desperate ones.

[Prose 📚 @ProseProducer]

Live look at my free time this long weekend

[Prose 📚 @ProseProducer]

Took on a new job recently.

Got an offer for an interview, applied and interviewed within a couple days. Talked with the wife, etc.

More risk, higher upside, better lifestyle fit.

Was in a new office a week after I was approached, but I’d made up my mind that first day.

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

unpopular opinion: you should make every major life decision in under 72 hours.

the person agonising for 6 months over whether to quit, move, start, or leave already knows the answer. they knew in the first 10 minutes. the remaining 5 months and 29 days is just fear dressed up as due diligence.

"but what if i make the wrong choice?"

wrong choices are correctable. indecision is not. you can recover from a bad decision in weeks. you cannot recover the years you spent avoiding one.

the cost of a wrong decision is almost always lower than the cost of no decision. always.

more is lost by indecision than wrong decision.

the people who move fast dont have more certainty than you. they just have less tolerance for standing still.

[Prose 📚 @ProseProducer]

did you guys know people are going about their lives assuming there are no malicious actors, flowing through the structures of our society assuming everyone is good and incentives are properly aligned

[laine 🥍 @hitchups]

did you guys know people are removing their organ donor status because they genuinely truly believe doctors are, like, maliciously harvesting organs from people who would otherwise pull through and putting them on the black market?

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

@ettingermentum Western Roman Empire & Eastern Roman Empire were still fighting side by side until 1918 💔

[Prose 📚 @ProseProducer]

You are not entitled to paid labor.

[Prose 📚 @ProseProducer]

A conquered people.

[THAT SOUTHERN DUDE @TSDmemes]

He just sat down after a long day. Have his wife yell something unintelligible from the other side of the house.