MR.W

No one in the world ever gets what they want/ And that is beautiful - They Might Be Giants.
(he/him)

[MR.W @ProseRunMadd]

@HorrorPaperback

[MR.W @ProseRunMadd]

Ontario makes scalping illegal.
@cityoftoronto does it anyway, manages to spectacularly and publicly fail at it.
I live in the taint of the world's most asinine province.
Why is it always one law for us, and no laws for the people in charge?

[Isaac Callan @isaaccallan]

NEW: The City of Toronto says only a fraction of the 2026 FIFA World Cup tickets it bought as an investment remain unsold, with the soccer gamble looking set to pay off a week before the games begin. #ToPoli
https://t.co/aPqVogOFmu

[MR.W @ProseRunMadd]

@AngkorTommyGun @TheCinesthetic Being fatherless makes you boring?
TOS Kirk spawned endless media, academic papers and leadership classes all examining Kirk's personality and leadership style.
JJ's boring Kirk burned out after two ok films. I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Into Darkness.

[MR.W @ProseRunMadd]

Guys, it's the difference between petting a cat, and brushing a cat.
Both will get a purr, but brushing gets the knots out faster.

[Valmont @Nox_Iraevi]

I think a vibrator during sex is a direct “fuck you” to the man’s face

[MR.W @ProseRunMadd]

Never say die!

[Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s]

On this date in 1985 we were introduced to an adventurous group of kids, as "The Goonies" was released in theatres.

BITE-SIZED FACT | The film was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress in 2017.

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@mymixtapez Dude, don't suck so hard. You're gonna chafe his asshole.

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@VitoComedy To be fair, literacy had never been their strong suit.

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@Tori_TLCR @hourly_shitpost You'd be amazed at how much bug there is in a typical glass of wine.

[MR.W @ProseRunMadd]

@fakehistoryhunt I love that all of the AI slop for D-day shows them running OFF the beach.
Maybe that's just how slopaerators would fight; running away as fast as they can the second things get tough.

[MR.W @ProseRunMadd]

@CraigSearle1 Why are they retreating away from the beach?

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Trying to make a point about teaching Canadian military history with AI slop showing American soldiers bravely retreating from the beaches of Normandy is definitely a choice.

[🇨🇦 Craig Searle ⚓️ @CraigSearle1]

#DDay

[MR.W @ProseRunMadd]

@Hammermor @TheCinesthetic Kirk's friends teasing him for being a nerd, or watching Picard getting stabbed over a pool game then comparing it to the men they become is interesting. Kirk always being a rebel who fails upwards is lazy and antithetical to the character.

[MR.W @ProseRunMadd]

@Kantrowitz "Oh please make my life's work mean something instead of being used to destroy the environment and turn humanity into mindless corporate serfs!"

[MR.W @ProseRunMadd]

@crankycartoons Yet

[MR.W @ProseRunMadd]

@6ixbuzztv Why won't someone think of the price gouging millionaires!?

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@jaynitx

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@maddenifico Every system, check and balance designed to stop exactly this has failed spectacularly or has proven to be openly complicit. Americans elected him TWICE. There are no protests, no strikes, no riots. Mostly shrugs. You're all doomed. Good luck.

[MR.W @ProseRunMadd]

@ThrillaRilla369 What if it was just that the police have too.much money, equipment and manpower and not enough to do so they overreacting to fucking EVERYTHING.

[MR.W @ProseRunMadd]

The funniest thing about his slide into dementia is that all the guardrails he's put up around his obvious proclivity for the lovely lads have begun to break down.
Hope he goes down in history as the first openly bi-POTUS.
#bipotus

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on Joe Thomas: “He’s a good looking man”