Alien

If i follow you that means you’re hot if i retweet youre cute

[Alien @Protaygonist]

All roads lead to prostitution

[Alien @Protaygonist]

@BadMybad176 Once is enough to make me vomit

[Alien @Protaygonist]

The Unshaggables

[Lucy Connolly @LucyTCWife]

Right wing thugs 😍😍😍

[Alien @Protaygonist]

@HonestJ59786434 Can still smell yer ma’s fanny on my fingers from last week

[Alien @Protaygonist]

@TRobinsonNewEra Made in China😂😂😂😂

[Alien @Protaygonist]

@HonestJ59786434 Not the big show in the middle?

[Alien @Protaygonist]

@gas_engineer @LucyTCWife Try again luv

[Alien @Protaygonist]

@SmethersPete @debbi26960 @LucyTCWife Cheaper subscriptions ya thick twat im literally sat in long buckby

[Alien @Protaygonist]

@LucyTCWife Not really after a semi truck like you 😂

[Alien @Protaygonist]

Who knew losing just a few kgs would make you the most beautiful woman on earth.

[𝐀𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐫𝐚 @ItsAmayraX]

Indé Navarrette, 25... Effortlessly stunning 🔥

[Alien @Protaygonist]

If buying isnt owning then doing Anal isnt losing virginity

[Alien @Protaygonist]

@harperwyntr @Michaelmkd40 A quick gander at ya gob says otherwise luv xx

[Alien @Protaygonist]

@NoteSphere Could achieve the same with snapchat filters

[Alien @Protaygonist]

Life Hack: Chew fries to create mashed potato and then spit besides your steak for the final touch

[Alien @Protaygonist]

Everyone has porn etched in their minds on here truly awful people

[Toluwase 🇵🇹 @Toluwase_x]

The fact that 13-year-old North West was going in for a handshake and the adult in the room preferred to avoid the handshake and go in for a hug is terribly and terrifyingly wrong 😭🤦‍♀️

[Alien @Protaygonist]

@afsharidshah @JimmmyEricson Im mixed raced Pakistani-jamaican mate

[Alien @Protaygonist]

@afsharidshah @JimmmyEricson That’s only one example go to anywhere in uk where these people moved and its just filthy

[Alien @Protaygonist]

@afsharidshah @JimmmyEricson Her parents are backwards shes born in the UK so obviously shes different

[Alien @Protaygonist]

@TRobinsonNewEra Took turns blowing ya back out didnt they, does it hurt tommy?