Prob bets for @RichieLongshots wedding brought to you by the sports book at Atlantic City Race Course.
Wedding officiant
Mickey Mouse +215
Local elected official +270
Hologram Al Davis +700
Bob Baffert OFF
Shane McMahon +1200
#PoolBoy +400
Coach O +2000
Clergy member -170
BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk, per MW
The typical American household has a median net worth of roughly $192,900. Elon Musk’s fortune sits at approximately $1.2 Trillion, while Jeff Bezos has a net worth of about $247 Billion. The distance between Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk is a staggering $953 Billion, whereas the distance between the typical American and Jeff Bezos is roughly $246.8 Million.
🏆𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗦 𝗗𝗔𝗬!
Throwback to Ogden Phipps's EASY GOER romping to an 8-length victory in the 1989 edition with Pay Day up for @ClaudeMcGaughey. His time of 2:26 is the 2nd fastest to Secretariat’s record-shattering 2:24.
I used to get mad about Derby winners skipping Preakness. That it was bad for the sport. But the people who own the Preakness don’t give a flying fuck about horse racing so I’ve changed my tune. Owners and connections should do what’s best for the horse
Before GOLDEN TEMPO won the #KentuckyDerby, his dam CARRUMBA had her own graded stakes moment in New York. Here she is winning the 2016 G3 Top Flight Invitational at Aqueduct.
Ten years later, her son won the Derby.
And the jockey aboard both?
Jose Ortiz🌹
We have sent a notice to cease & desist to the Milwaukee Brewers.
Having rain fall inside a stadium with a closed retractable roof is the intellectual property of the Montreal Expos.