𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚

❝𝗔𝘀𝗵𝗹𝗲𝘆, 𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗴𝗲.❞ — 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹, 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲, 𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗼𝘂𝘀.

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

Update: it didn’t work

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

Only doing this so Twitter will stop giving me this notification! #MyXAnniversary

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

Boop?

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

Ashley, please let me in the lodge. This isn’t a joke. There’s wendigo’s out here

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

@KIND0FMESSY “Woah, there. Is it my Birthday?”

He joked with a grin.

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

/ Ugh

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

@THEVNDERQVEEN / sorry I had to 😂

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

@THEVNDERQVEEN “Uh— excuse me? I don’t think this is really appropriate.”

He murmured in confusion, glasses half off his face from where he’s smooshed against her bosom.

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

@KIND0FMESSY / I was like .....do I even follow any of them? Well, okay, sure. 😅

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

@KIND0FMESSY Lady*

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

@KIND0FMESSY / I saw this notification pop up and I was confused why the resident evil village vampire last gave me a starter lol

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

/ tired of these constant mood drops

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

/ I ... I want to make an oc 👀

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

@BenignVixen / / I know 💜 it’s just hard for me to accept that 😔

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

/ I hate this shift at work and I want to die.

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

@HalfaMilkovich / Aw 🥺 Thank you.

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

@COEURBRlSE / nice! Would you like banter or plot?

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

@COEURBRlSE / if you don’t mind crossovers, I’m always up for anything!

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

No, but he’s gonna die.

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

His stomach hurts. Too much candy consumption

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

@PrurientProgeny Soon, just having a little bit of fun backfired on him.

“Ow, ow, hey, hey, hey, Em, it’s me, jeez.. Don’t be so rough.”

He put his arms out in front of him to defend himself from her barrage of attacks, but to no avail.

[𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒚 @ProtectiveDork]

He’s dressed as the Easter Bunny... Waiting to jump out and scare any unsuspecting friend..

Looks like @PrurientProgeny is going to be his first victim.