balt.

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐚

-era flexible-

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

✷ 𝐿𝒶𝓈 𝒱𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓉𝒶𝓈 𝒹𝑒 𝒜𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓈 ✷

🪶Baltasar Arias
🪶Most notable South American wandmaker
🪶Specialist in wax palm wood and Peruvian Vipertooth heartstring
🪶Pansexual

ʙʏ #ᴏᴡʟᴄʜᴇᴍɪꜱᴛ, ᴀ #ꜰʙʀᴘ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

today's question is

marsupial or nah, supial

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

It won't kill you. It was my mother's favourite.

I'll bring one for you next time I go home
https://t.co/bEcV5DWKw7

[James Miller @Magikspeakeasy]

Huh....

I'll try anything once, why not.

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

Sure it does, not understanding something isn't always a bad thing
https://t.co/OUKlhfFywW

[𝓦𝑰𝑻𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑨𝑴⛧𝑵𝑮 𝑼𝑺! @periculid]

…it does?

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

That's ok, it just means you have a more sophisticated sense of humour than they do.
https://t.co/DwW3gpnkBh

[𝓦𝑰𝑻𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑨𝑴⛧𝑵𝑮 𝑼𝑺! @periculid]

Yeah… I don’t really understand their jokes.

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

You don't have better options in that castle?

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

||what he said: thats not cool
what he meant: i cant believe i sucked your dick

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

that's not cool

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

it's very difficult to tell when those people are joking or not
https://t.co/Vw5kktiEBG

[𝓦𝑰𝑻𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑺 𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑨𝑴⛧𝑵𝑮 𝑼𝑺! @periculid]

They’re jus’ joking.

(…they hope.)

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

withdraws any ounce of desire to join the alliance because they eat niffler

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

I think in non-spanish speaking countries it's called a banana passionfruit.

It's like a... passionfruit but sweeter. And longer.

https://t.co/otDZXxKSZa

[James Miller @Magikspeakeasy]

Oh? What's that?

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

I know, but you've introduced me to something, so it feels like I should bring you something too.

A curuba maybe?
https://t.co/Yf5LK5z773

[James Miller @Magikspeakeasy]

Oh no no I didn't do it for anything in return!

Enjoy it!

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

Thank you, Mr. Miller.

I'll see if I can think up something to bring you in return.
https://t.co/QTKoldQHn8

[James Miller @Magikspeakeasy]

Theyre good! Consider it a gift then.

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

Yo nunca dije eso.

I've never had a blood orange before.

https://t.co/aRXzb1MUxZ

[James Miller @Magikspeakeasy]

You don't want it?

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

...

it's a blood orange?
https://t.co/3nbpGJfsva

[James Miller @Magikspeakeasy]

...right...cause that would be taking the piss...totally not the answer.

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

Is this where I take the piss and suggest that it's a blood orange from Sicily?
https://t.co/BaWVzwRGlh

[James Miller @Magikspeakeasy]

Oh please, what do you think?

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

it's been a long time since he's ✨performed✨

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

-Every time I unlock my screen,
I hope I see one of them red lipstick 'I miss you' pictures-

https://t.co/jtXEtaJQVC

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

-𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵-

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

-Trust me when I meet him,

I'm fucking him on sight-

https://t.co/xo87PBCzSm

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

||they dance uwuwuwuwuwu

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

I'll take your word for it - what is it, Spanish?

peelpeelpeelpeel
https://t.co/rsG0IVSqFn

[James Miller @Magikspeakeasy]

I got a good feeling bout...this one.

Catch.

[balt. @ProtectorOfBaal]

||balt, mostly: 😎
balt, getting called doll: 😳💀💅