protector_99

Infosec - I fight for the user. DX'er and music lover

[𝔅͛𝔯͛𝔦͛𝔞͛𝔫͛ ͛𝔚͛𝔥͛𝔢͛𝔩͛𝔱͛𝔬͛𝔫͛ @brianwhelton]

It's read only Friday again.

Here is a prediction of how that non urgent little tested release you planned to go in to production today will go...
#ReadOnlyFriday

[Jasper Polak @polak_jasper]

McKinsey makes $500,000+ on a single presentation.

You can learn their simple framework below (for free):

[protector_99 @Protector_99]

@magen_wu Good stuff

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@rebecca_ecka 🤮

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@rebecca_ecka It went well 👍

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@sherrod_im Seeing that phone jack on the wall gave me a bit of nostalgia. Also assume that’s an IBM MECHANICAL keyboard, the gold standard, or maybe a northgate or omnikey

[Rush @rushtheband]

We’re speechless 👏👏👏

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@mkr_ultra Oh great. You’re taking all the terror and gatekeeping out of interviewing. 😜

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@sherrod_im Kinda reminds me of something a gardener would use for potting etc. Or a laptop table if you’re on the floor?

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@ElleArmageddon @munin A related one i like: “Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re NOT out to get you” 😂

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@ElleArmageddon “Paid to be paranoid”

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@pinguino He could only press the paws button

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@rebecca_ecka Try being a grandparent 😊

[BlackRoomSec @blackroomsec]

Me in 1995: I can't afford college. I WANT to know what you know, I want to learn and you're going to teach me or I will hack every last computer in this place until you do.

Him: You told me to kiss off two weeks ago. What changed?

Me: I can't buy what you know.

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@lockdownurlife Welcome to parenthood! 😂

[BlackRoomSec @blackroomsec]

The point to this is not to actually install DOOM. It's to see how far we can push something which wasn't ever made to run it

If we can install DOOM, what ELSE can we do with it?

This is the hacker way.

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@rebecca_ecka Kinda think you should 😀

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@Luarien @yarden_shafir @IanColdwater Sneakers

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@blackroomsec We are experienced, you and I 😂

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@blackroomsec Don’t worry, Tara! Friday’s coming so someone will ship something that will break. 😀