Protein Patriarch

Patron Saint of Protein. Public Transport Fan.
Work in Progmess.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Clubbing has to be the most overrated adult activity. You sacrifice your sleep and peace, spend ridiculous amounts on overpriced drinks, then waste the entire next day exhausted and hungover. What exactly is the appeal?

[the meji @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[Bhandari ka Vyang @GurugramDeals]

The way to live a good life in India is to have enough money to insulate yourself from the real India.

[Shruti @shruwdshru]

4th largest economy in the world and not a single 70mm IMAX screen in sight

[kya karoge jaan ke @inthezonexxx]

no indian city is actually “livable”, we’re all just coping

[Nisha Anandani @AnandaniNisha]

Boys ka major timepass is - watching review videos of devices which they're not even going to purchase.

[Protein Patriarch @ProteinPadre]

Shanti ne Ashanti kar di!

[Mayukh Nair @nairmayukh]

My school bully, the #1 cause of wiping my self confidence and school memories had a happy marriage. I hope his new happy wife never feels nothing I felt but just sheer love, and she gives him the love and security he needs to not let him nor his kids carry on what he did ever

[Alibek Zhubekov @alibek_zhubekov]

@AbsoluteBruno One of the most incredible ones for me is the record of having an academy player in the match-day squad for 4000+ games in a row. The closest rival in this regard are Everton with something around 1000 games.

[Greg Linares (Laughing Mantis) @Laughing_Mantis]

Derek, Daniel, drew, Andre, Yuki, Marc, Matt, Permeh, Chris, Laurentiu

Guys I love you so much

Not a month goes by where I don't think about how much of bad asses each an every one of you are

[Sukhada @appadappajappa]

I just realised there's an entire generation that grew up without seeing this... without seeing what a press conference looks like.

[Archit Puri @bantofu]

Saurabh Netravalkar, who had figures of 2-18 in his 4 overs against Pakistan, is currently an engineer at Oracle. He also has an MS in computer science from Cornell University.

[Adam Chalmers @adam_chal]

My theory: burnout has nothing to do with how many hours or how hard you work. It's caused by working for people you don't like, towards goals you don't believe in, in systems that grant you no agency.

[Mohak Mangal @mohakmangal]

The Director of NITI Aayog posted a (now deleted) scathing Tweet against Smriti Irani. Who would have thought that someone working inside the Government would call out an (ex?) Minister like this.

The Government may remain but at least the arrogance would fall off.

[Sukhada @appadappajappa]

This is absolutely amazing for how bills will be passed in Lok Sabha. There's going to be no party with clear majority. All bills will have to be discussed and deliberated on. As they should.

[c. @vers_150516]

Some of Max’s journey to F1;

A very necessary thread

[Formula 1 @F1]

From heartache to hero 💪

#F1 #MonacoGP

[Formula 1 @F1]

King of Monaco 👑

#F1 #MonacoGP

[Protein Patriarch @ProteinPadre]

@CinemaScene404 @TheCinesthetic @TopNotchQuark

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of childhood artworks by famous artists 🧵

1. Edward Hopper, 9 years old