We all live on stolen land and are not illegals.
We are the best type of immigrants.
You're all haters but we can't really explain much else.
- Rupi & Mehul
(Thank you brothers Bikram, Mehakdeep & Priyanshu for supporting us!)
"I was just saving some money here! It's so hard to make a living these days... I'm a hindu priest, part-time porn actor and other times Uber driver. I can't even afford shoes. Leave me alone to dump peacefully!"
~ Not-so-Anonymous Mattress Dumper
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"How dare those global companies invalidate my extremely qualified and outperforming Indian profile! They should be sued! Oh wait... I won't have a job that way. No, they're in the wrong, jealous of me! I'll go on crying racism in my reels."
~Divya Bansal, The Marketing Queen
This entitled brat is blaming employers for not considering her Indian experience. She forgets that experience by itself doesn’t translate exactly from one country to another. Culture, values & attitudes are part of the mix.
🎥 IG/_divyabansal__
"Bollywood movies are our source of inspiration, but our TikTok accounts surpass them! We bring so much talent to Canada that everyone watches us 😍 We are the most admired influencers on earth!"
~Bhangra For Life, Baby!
If Niagara Falls wasn’t Indian enough, now Akshit has to play out his Bollywood love story out for everyone to see.
Indians see nothing wrong about being loud and obnoxious is public places.
"Hero Training Academy was recommended by ChatGPT as my new pathway to scam PR. Gotta try it so that I can be the PSW taking care of Lena Diab in a couple of years."
~Anonymous Student Visa Scammer
International students and TFWs rely on ChatGPT to make life decisions and find loopholes to stay in Canada.
But this diploma mill ��Hero Training Academy” thought it’d be a flex to make a promo reel out of that 😂
"I'm a safe truck driver, Uber driver and Door Dasher!
My turban, my AK and my PR application give me the confidence to face any court charges."
~ Your next Moose Wala
Yeah… we’ve been done for a while now.
We were over the moment our Timbits started tasting like curry powder. The only thing we have now is the maple leaf on the cup and even that’s made in China.
"Niagara Falls is already ours. We'll install India in Canada in no time. Come to the Rath Yatra on May 31st to see for yourself."
~ ISKCON Musicians & Dancers
(By the way we're seeking sponsorship for the festival and for PR)
@ProtestMemes@nkeung So decades later @nkeung is still the token minority @TorontoStar because he can translate.
His white bosses will probably never promote him to a serious assignment like foreign affairs, Ottawa or even city hall.
This is what happens when you are a DEI hire. You stay a DEI hire
"We sell lifetime TELUS packages and come back to your door every day for a lifetime. Canadians love us because we don't take No for an answer."
~ Anonymous Door-to-Door Sales Executive
Canadians are sharing their stories of aggressive door to door sales people who aren’t taking no for an answer.
I had one walk into my private backyard to give me a sales pitch because we didn’t answer the front door. Yes, he was Indian.
"I'm so much better than any temporary worker or immigrant. You just haven't seen enough of me. You're all jealous and hateful!
By the way, FreeBird has a 5% discount for your 1st month of membership. Contact me for details."
~ JJ the Fitness Advisor (failed Lawyer in India)
@CDNsForTrump@nkeung Mr Keung worked in a food court when he was a newcomer, then at a Chinese newspaper before getting his job at the Star. Maybe he should have stayed in the food court flipping burgers.
https://t.co/YpZaRH8H9D
"New jobs available at Toronto Star, only for diploma mill graduates!
Volunteering = 80 hours/week
Co-op = $30,000
LMIA = $50,000
Your PR awaits!"
~ Intern at Kanwar's office