Parker

my insta/tiktok is ultimata_dad if anyone was wondering. and yes,
senpai noticed me

[Parker @Proto0type_]

@Daiazal @Lazarbeam Honestly tho his videos give a lot of good insight and information. They itch the part of my brain that loves creativity and explanations, and the memes are on point.

[Devin Roopnarain @TurbosnipeOne]

Unorthodox rebel bill clinton???
I'm sorry what?
#TheGameAwards

[Technoblade @Technothepig]

Hello? <taps mic> Is this thing on? Technodad here. It was suggested I log in to his Twitter account. Taking the op to say "hellooooo" to technotwt. I love you guys, probably. Uh, am I also supposed to say "hashtag" or something?

[🌙 @honkkarl]

I practiced 😇
(I know I’m bad don’t roast me)

[June @ActuallyRea]

Hey I really don’t want to go dropping @‘s publicly or anything because this is freaky enough as it is but if you’re using my art /as well as my actual selfies/ to essentially catfish your twitter followers I’d really really really appreciate if you just stopped.

[Austin Show @MrAustinShow]

I was under anesthesia yday for my procedure & when I woke up I felt compelled to tell the nurse that our relationship was strictly platonic

[James Hayes @waglington]

I have acquired a puppy. His name is Link and he is everything.

[🌙 @honkkarl]

Idk what’s going on tonight, been rly anxious and have a head ache today so I’m gonna take a break from Internet more or less for the night. Love u guys hope everyone is all feelin good n safe! 💕

[Gabriel C. Brown @BlackGryph0n]

PLEASE like & RT to help me achieve my lifelong dream of GOING TO SPACE with @rookisaacman & @inspiration4x!! 🚀 #inspiration4contest

ALSO, check out my new SPACE-THEMED merch on @Shift4Shop!! All proceeds will be donated to @StJude until mid-March!
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[Parker @Proto0type_]

@impcraig Stop im crying on the way to work

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

@Gymshark I like men

[Tubbo @TubboLive]

@jschlatt Okay!

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

Nothing gives me more ✨serotonin✨ than imagining my favorite content creators fucking each other in the ass

[Technoblade @Technothepig]

TECHNOPLUSHIE GIVEAWAY!
RT + follow @youtooz to win one free (one winner every 1K RTs)
The technoplushies go on sale on the 19th at 3 PM EST!

[Yaya 🇵🇷 @carmen_lareau]

@gustavoromang @TwitterSafety @realDonaldTrump Freedom of speech means the GOVERNMENT can’t censor your speech. Twitter is a private business. They can censor what ever the hell they like! Might want to brush up on your constitutional knowledge... and maybe head to parlor 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

To not even wear a mask when it would protect your identity while committing crimes is so fucking funny