Protochol Beverage

Beverages for those who work hard, play hard. 21+ only. IG, FB, YT: @ Protochol Beverage. #100PercentUnnecessary

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@PrettyBoySmooth Love it brother

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Thinking of dropping a killer new single named “Smells Like Protein Spirit.”

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Someone asking us if we wanted to get a “e-coffee” sometime, might be the most cringe thing I’ve ever heard.

- Mitch

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Not sure why more people don’t see the Prince Harry and Carson Wentz similarities

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Is it true that all of these unidentified balloons are simply surveilling Jon Taffer to assess just how low octane he actually is?

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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone. Now cancel your formal sit down dinner reservations and just drink spiked protein instead.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but protein and alcohol excite me.

#HalftimeShow #Rihanna

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Screw painkillers, the Chiefs trainers absolutely need to force feed Protochol to Mahomes in the locker room to heal him. It’s their last resort.

#SuperBowl

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These SB commercials are so low octane. Haven’t seen a single alcoholic beverage with any protein advertised.

#SuperBowl

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If only Erie, PA had an NFL team. It is the Miami of the North after all.

#SuperBowlLVII

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What’re the betting odds of the winning coach getting Protochol dumped on them instead of Gatorade?

#SuperBowl

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This week: Protochol takes the world by storm with its first ever Super Bowl commercial. It will be groundbreaking.

#TikTok https://t.co/INZKBo5idz

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Apparently that surveillance balloon was just filled with zero protein alcoholic beverages. And the government couldn’t allow that in its airspace.

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So unnecessary but also so fun

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YES @ProtocholBev

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@BachelorABC we would like offer, free of charge, our spiked protein beverages to all contestants on this year’s show. The viewers at home would appreciate a more high octane show and this is the only way to ensure it.

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Had a girl ask me if I workout or not. I vow to do everything in my power to never be asked that question again. - Mitch

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@ZachBuchman Disgraceful. Putrid lesson planning at all levels of the education system. Strip their citizenship

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Still will never understand why it’s so difficult for some people to ascertain the difference between protein and caffeine.

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@PrettyBoySm00th Sounds like an incredible mixture

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We don’t condone this, but someone sent us this jungle juice recipe:

⁃Protochol
⁃Vodka
⁃C4
⁃Everclear
⁃Gatorade