Jello Mold Enthusiast

Invented it | Perfected it | Chekhov's Sword of Damocles | You'll never stop seeing it | Just another day for us | Romans 8:31

[Jello Mold Enthusiast @Protocryphal]

Media thread maybe I'll keep better track this time

[Jello Mold Enthusiast @Protocryphal]

The Carp is Back

[Jello Mold Enthusiast @Protocryphal]

Hey morons look: not only is it probably like this, it's actually worse cuz you get to turn the show off.

They don't!!

[Jello Mold Enthusiast @Protocryphal]

If I'm depressed I'm punching the air cuz finally people have to come to terms with what it actually looks like.

Maybe now people will stop trivializing the war so many fight hourly.

[Maririn~ @TopGyaru]

This is so disgusting 🤢

[ty "tyler" ler @timesnewromania]

you're just created one million mexicans

[Rach Ratos @RachRatos]

gwyn

[darcy 💜🐈‍⬛ @darcyserval]

glad i live in a world where I can get this beamed directly to my wrist

[Big Dave @coolworld1998]

Stop wait a minute fill my cup put some poopy in it

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Top Scientists Have Identified This Animal As A Beep

[maria 🇲🇽🇧🇷 @FlayAllsterFuta]

theres someone playing borderlands 4 right now

[Jello Mold Enthusiast @Protocryphal]

Time and date we'll all be there

[=^._.^= 🇲🇽 @geinusIab]

if mexico loses we take harry styles and throw him off a cliff

[Jello Mold Enthusiast @Protocryphal]

Somehow someway the entire internet just kinda vibed with said friends wishes.

So, here we go.

[Jello Mold Enthusiast @Protocryphal]

Alrighty its roundabout time to actually sit down and play Persona 5.

The fact that I've gone this long without knowing most of the bosses is testament to my one friends desire for me to... not know that, until I played it.

[PYRRHURA !! 🍃༄ 𓅪 @pyrrhura_viridi]

@VibesMyFr1end

[Jello Mold Enthusiast @Protocryphal]

This is actually something government could solve if they're brave enough to do it.

[Jello Mold Enthusiast @Protocryphal]

as good as it is to be able to offer the recycling of e-waste it also feels counterproductive to force people to pay for said electronics to be recycled when its easier to just throw it into a wooded area.

[orph @orphcorp]

your life needs to be full of insane problems where you happen to be the exact optimal person to solve them

[$ @jxtsummer]

i should donate my brain to science so y'all can study the last real nigga.

[Jello Mold Enthusiast @Protocryphal]

Oh she brings joy to a bunch of men too why didn't you mention them or is it only gender wars for you.

Eventually accept that the world doesn't revolve around you. It revolves around me. Specifically. And I wish it didn't.

[Jello Mold Enthusiast @Protocryphal]

Do not be silly. Her music ruined Country on the whole and everything she's done after that with regard to music has been endless trash.

I'm sure she's a perfectly acceptable human but I do not have any patience for her musical career. It ain't that deep. Never was.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

The reason Taylor Swift elicits such visceral hatred is because she brings joy to women and girls.

[Jello Mold Enthusiast @Protocryphal]

Taylor Swift could bring joy to me as well if I didn't always have to be hearing of her and her exploits that I do not care about.

I wish her the best but I also wish myself the best and these things are apparently diametrically opposed.