Sorry, and RIP, but we have had Instagram and cheap airfare for a decade. Globetrotting is a mid-wit hobby that enlightens no one. There is nobody more shallow and incurious than the well travelled.
@OrthoBr0@AnonymousProph Nah dude you don't understand, we need to never breach any foid boundary EVER otherwise you should lose your job and just die like the worthless male worm you are. Just remember that proportionality is not a thing when it comes to slightly inconveniencing women.
when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious
ME: fuck, this spreadsheet is going to be unreadable
ENENTARZI (Sumerian accountant whose soul is imprisoned in my Excel program): O great scribe, by the blessing of Nadu, perhaps a pivot table?
ME: hey thanks man
ENENTARZI: Truly this afterlife is a wondrous and blessed one