Obi

As above, so below

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Instead of Lai Mohammed borrowing ₦13 million for one single foreign trip, he should lead by example and dress masquerade for the money!

[Ben Murray-Bruce @benmurraybruce]

Already FG ruled out the ₦5k allowance it promised poor Nigerians. Instead of assisting them the FG wants to take from them via fuel price.

[David KING 🇳🇬 @davidking247]

Lord God, please I need N700K to publish my book. God please send help. Pls RT

[CNN International @cnni]

Acetaminophen dulls your pain, and your empathy too, researchers say https://t.co/u4njHtlb6w

[GOAL Africa @GOALAfrica]

Ighalo scores 15th EPL goal in Norwich defeat https://t.co/Fk0nLORmKA

[Chels HQ @Chels_HQ]

John Terry expects to be told he is being released by #Chelsea on 30 June, and will then consider lucrative offers from China. [Guardian]

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

Jack Colback when he signed for Newcastle from Sunderland.

Oh dear, oh dear.

[Sunday League Footy @SundayChants]

Alan Shearer trying to give away Championship tickets for Newcastle next season! https://t.co/EF70u8GyB1

[Jon Andrews ⭐️⭐️ @JonCFC84]

Liverpool should be deducted points though for only getting that jammy goal against a defence containing Mikel, Cahill and Baba.

[Obi @ProudlyObi]

What will my Future holds? "@MellorFootball: Newcastle, Aston Villa and Norwich to go down please"

[Obi @ProudlyObi]

I respect You. "@MellorFootball: Newcastle, Aston Villa and Norwich to go down please"

[Opinion River @Opinionriver]

Nigeria Labour Congress Promise To Resist Fuel Price Increase, Strike Action Looms https://t.co/5aJLcLkNhS

[Squawka @Squawka]

Liverpool have scored 5 league goals after the 90th minute this season; more than any other side.

Kloppage time.

[Uber Chelsea FC @UberChelseaFC_]

3 things in life are certain:

1) Death
2) Taxes
3) Chelsea Draw

[Dr. Robert Ifeonu @DrIfeonu]

The day I got the rejection email from McDonalds, my uncle asked me "so you're not qualified to fry chips?".....e pain me.

[Squawka Live @Squawka_Live]

Newcastle United release official club statement following Premier League relegation - https://t.co/lBPO27bgnx

[Obi @ProudlyObi]

I promised to commit Suicide if Newcastle United got relegated from #EPL this season. This is my Last tweet.