Fridge Provins

Cooler than the other side of the pillow....

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Spaghetti benefit and Chinese Auction For Gavin and Erin Provins, July 20th 4:00pm to 8:00pm at 22 Liberty Street, Painesville, OH. Erin had a back injury and that has caused many drs appts, PT’s, 3 NB, 2 surgs & 2 more. Cost is donations at the door.

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Been a while since I've posted, hope I don't freeze up!!! Gonna try and get back to posting more often, long as I don't lose pow

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Just found out there's a fridge & a freezer in the garage. It's like finding out your bro and sis were locked in the basement for years!!

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So they're making a Top Gun sequel. Think they're looking for someone to play Iceman? I probably weigh less and would fit in the jet better.

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Sorry about all the weather lately. Been falling asleep with my door open lately

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Sorry no tweets in while, things were getting pretty hot with the stove, but that cooled off. You all know how that goes. Back online now!!

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Happy belated Mother's Day to Assembly Unit 48502!!! Clock got reset, didn't realize I'd missed it, thought it was noon all day yesterday?

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I think I'd make a good sidekick in a cop movie. "Put that perp ON ICE!!!"

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So they think I'm not magnetic because I'm stainless steel. Truth is, all you fridge followers, I just don't like the kid's drawings! BAM!!

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@Cowchem98 I'm just a plain old fridge with a Twitter account, so I'm just gonna go with what I hear is funny to cheer you up. "POOP"

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"Got" to to see Frozen. Whole movie is about getting rid of cold temperatures. Hated it. "Eternal winter" was 3 DAYS!!! Liked Elsa though:)

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I'm so full of turkey now. Why is there a tree in the house? So confused by these humans... Guess I'll just make some ice.

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@ksandlin I'm a refrigerator. Not only am I home everyday (they never take me for a walk!), but I know exactly where the Popsicles are!

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What's silver and can't climb a tree?
THIS GUY! (I wish I had thumbs) :(

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Why do I not have a fantasy football app available like my tv brother?

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#selfie

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Arggggh! Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!

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Ok so tomorrow's Labor Day does that mean I can quit working for a day? Wishful thinking!

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"Is your refrigerator running?"
"Yes"
"Good, mine too. See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow!"

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Yum yum yum! I love party left overs!