Provolone Toblerone

Jankees, Jiants, Jeltics

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first subway ride in a month and change. i am genuinely STOKED. its gonna wreak of sweat, piss, and nostalgia. can take the kid out of the city but can’t take the city out of the kid #myrottenapple

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last day best day at post-grad job numero uno. entering my first free agency with lots of excitement about the next chapter. in the meantime, gonna be big time chillin so prov might be a bit quiet. wishing prosperity and abundance to all of my blessed followers #loggingoff

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@SeanoSphere #tidalwave

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petition for moving company people working in the united states of america to speak the language of english, please

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when you say 50 basis points instead of half a percent

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@seanpale6 generational car ride #lastcigbestcig

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@seanpale6 boo ya lets go

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just saw a homeless man sprinting around barefoot with a cane (solid speed actually). safe to say that it is in fact not a cane in the traditional sense, rather a dangerous weapon in the hands of a clearly unstable human being

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@seanpale6 where u heading my guy

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will preface with TMI but i woke up this am in a full-on sweat, completely dripping, coupled with a raging bone dog. no clue what went down during REM but the dream must have been absolutely bonkers

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@SeanoSphere https://t.co/czd4vBuOWL

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sidenote and fun fact: i went to sleep at 930 twice yesterday. not proud, but true

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very excited for the week - last one in NYC w my brothers for life #superP #choi

been a helluva run. 2 of the best years of my life. lots of things change but great friends will always be a constant. excited about the future but cherishing these last few days. life is a blessing

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guilty pleasures:

kodak black
watching shohei homers

struggling to think of others right now but those 2 things are helping me get thru today

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deeming today a wash

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@SeanoSphere fax homie

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@patlanger orgasmic p. thats why we play

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this is a flex tweet

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pilot over the intercom goes “sorry for the delay. not sure if u saw but there was a, um, worldwide glitch i guess”

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have had a lot of delayed flights over the course of the course of my life but 'global IT outage' is a new one. good news is this airport has a banging blueberry muffin which i would have otherwise ignored