Lidvard Sandven

På Twitter er eg mest kjent som han som ikkje er kjent på Twitter

[Lidvard Sandven @Provoserande]

-Kor e bestemor?
-Ho e reist til Gud
-Å nei!
-..brandsdalen
-Åja, takk og lov...
-For å dø
-Å nei!
-...ypa unga. Ho e jo prest veit du :-)

[Lidvard Sandven @Provoserande]

@ayushsharma4949 @Mikk_MV33 https://t.co/iU0Pk5jHaW

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@Pat21Watson @Mikk_MV33 https://t.co/iU0Pk5jHaW

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Managed to make a nice profit in the group chat today 💰

[Lidvard Sandven @Provoserande]

@baraxglobama2 👍

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@Lex_Tibbs @StPaulSaints

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@AbbyHiggs https://t.co/l00kNEz8OT

[Justin Gaynor @justingaynor]

This is the only answer

[Lidvard Sandven @Provoserande]

@JMellingsater @HaukF @StianTonning @Smoothedan 1.Astrid Uhrenholdt Jacobsen
2.Anders Aukland
3.Pål Andre Helland
4.Tiril Ekhoff
5.Camilla Gjersem
6.Terje Haakonsen
7.Birgitte Lersbryggen
8.Ole Kristian Bryn
9.Marit Malm Frafjord
10.Stian Sivertzen

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

The language of dehumanization:

🇮🇱 - Children
🇵🇸 - People under 18

🇮🇱 - Civilians
🇵🇸 - Collateral damage

🇮🇱 - Women and children
🇵🇸 - Human shields

🇮🇱 - Hostages
🇵🇸 - Prisoners

🇮🇱 - Killed
🇵🇸 - Died

🇮🇱 - Attacks
🇵🇸 - Explosions

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

my dentist won’t stop texting me

[Lidvard Sandven @Provoserande]

@Simpsons_tweets

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@miss_tillit Godt levert!

[Lidvard Sandven @Provoserande]

@KimMidtlie

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@PepsiMaxBro Gratulera!

[The Intel Crab @IntelCrab]

Might be the most surreal Gaziantep earthquake video to date. Imagine every high rise within eyesight collapsing around you. No words.

[Lidvard Sandven @Provoserande]

10 års-jubileum til denne absolutte diamanten av ein nettsak, signert ⁦@arveuglum⁩

Nesten demotiverande å lesa, då ingenting kan toppa dette her. https://t.co/4hteN6wJ1G

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Here's Fox News' midterms meltdown, summed up in 40 seconds: