Do NOT fly @AmericanAir in an emergency like I did for a funeral. They don't know how much weight their planes can handle and will pull you off the plane when everyone else gets to board. See how bad they are with number, 1000 character cap, can't enter 998.
Man I can't wait for the new episode of X-Men 97 tomorrow morning. I know you're gonna say "new episodes air Wednesday" but I like to wake up on Saturday morning, smoke a fat blunt, then watch the episode. Just like when I was 10 years old.
#XMen97#Marvel#Disney
The day after Comic-Con is always the most depressing day of the year. So thank you @hulu for releasing new episodes of Futurama today to help with post con blues 🥲
Now it's time to celebrate a Jews birthday that actually existed. HAPPY 100th Birthday to
Stan "The Man" Lee! Thank you for all the joy and entertainment your imagination brought into this world @therealstanlee https://t.co/ZExrA5k7Hf