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Pew pew.

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Well this should get me in trouble.

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Goodnight pocket friends

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@RMFifthCircuit Ah, the majesty of the law.

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@bjeansonne I know we've lost the fight, but

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I know a lot of the Euro posts are from bluecheck accounts and you know what I don't care.

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@Hapless23 Honestly Hap, I'm as surprised as anyone.

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And now we play the most dangerous game

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@Hapless23 [waking up refreshed]

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@owenbroadcast A buddhist master is teaching his students. Each day he asks them, "What is the essence of buddha nature?"

First student claps with one hand. A slight nod.

Second student barks. Slight nod.

The third student has been pissed off for weeks and finally says "No."

The master smil

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Well pocket friends, I think it's cheese and sleep time.

Goodnight, sweet dreams, and sleep well.

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I should clarify--this is a song lyric, not, you know, the typical horror.

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I read the news today, oh boy

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@Hapless23 I hope they love you for who you are.

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Playing-footsie interview tomorrow, and it seems that Chat GPT is giving me some interestingly good advice.

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I am being aggressively headhunted and somehow this makes me furious.

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@Hapless23 Okay, I probably won't go that hard.

I'm a 2011 Grad, after all.

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@Hapless23 @JuncoHighway ❤️‍🔥

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@aelfred_D Spoiler: It automatically refills with Love.

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@aelfred_D An empty Jim Carrey head from SUNLIGHT OF THE SPOTLESS MIND

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[looking at my open tabs]

Well. I clearly needed to chill something out last night.

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@Hapless23 But was it worth it?

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There may be something wrong with me. Or something right.

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