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Today is yesterday's tomorrow.

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

Poop spatulas help poo go down the drain easier and are a great way to save on toilet paper!
Think of how much more peanut butter you can get out of the jar with a spatula!
#CoronaVirusUpdate #toiletpaper #SocialDistancing #CoronaVirusChallenge #LifeHacks #Retweet to WIN!

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@SamusKongquest @GameOverGreggy That's some Gatorade vomit, I'll tell you whut.

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@moneywisecom Make it so it's not the worthless gallery click bait, and I'll read it.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

I was reported to twitter for calling trump supporters cheeto eating microdicks so I would like to add that they also have baby balls

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@mackenziestith There's never enough dirt to fill in the hole. 🕳️

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@WelcomePod For whom the podcast plays is my favorite Metallica song.

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@dynamicbanter y'all could record some extra episodes of you get bored....😁

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@mackenziestith I've been entertaining myself by leaving reviews on Big Cat Rescue's Facebook page 🤷‍♂️

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@MikeFalzone I've been entertaining myself by leaving reviews on the Big Cat Rescue's Facebook page...

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

Saw this review of the @BigCatRescue after watching the #TigerKing documentary on #Netflix. Give this guy a medal! 🏅#Retweet TO WIN!

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@ContestGuy4 Great job Contest Guy 4! You're now entered into the contest! May the Fates smile upon your chest and face!

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@WildcardCharles Thanks for the retweet! You've been entered for a chance to WIN!

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@MikeFalzone Was expecting a voiceover with impressions. Was not not disappointed.

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@stickermule Vista is where it's at 😉

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@MiaPinchoff I thought your name was a Pun. Sorry 🤦‍♂️#Pinchoff

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@RyanFarroki I looked at one of your current tweets to @Schwarzenegger while not wearing my seeing eye glasses, and I thought you were offering him retractable spiders. #RetractableSpidersRetractableSpiders

[little miss anabolic window @darthmewwww]

Day 4 of quarantine

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@MrWilliamHaynes After repeated viewings, I hear: "A loan" which also corresponds with millennials.

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

@ThrowMeABuoy Unless they wrapped themselves in the toilet paper! Everyone knows: Mummies = Ancient Zombies 🤣

[LE @Prying__Mantis]

If I ever go deaf, I'm telling people to that my ears are blind.