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Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
I'm not Rob Pattinson, but we have a lot in common. And by a lot, I mean we're both men. Born in May. That's about it. Have fun!
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Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
about 15 years ago
Yup. That's right, I did it. http://on.mtv.com/kOrk0c
#MTVMovieAwards
#TaylorKissesBetterThanKristen
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
about 15 years ago
The scene in
#WFE
where I come out of the trunk in drag? Got drunk the night before and director decided to film the after effect. Bastard.
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
over 15 years ago
What? WHAT?! Not only does Kristen bring home more than me, but now the DOG does too? Unacceptable. Gonna strike. http://twitpic.com/4h0ewg
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
over 15 years ago
I'm circulating a petition to have Rebecca Black play a random side character who gets killed off in Breaking Dawn. Anyone wanna sign?
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Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
over 15 years ago
Me and the ball & chain went out for a movie date. Fans found us. I spent more time with them than her. WINNING.
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
over 15 years ago
Hypothetically speaking of course, our babies would be beautiful. Just putting it out there. Take it as you will. http://bit.ly/i2xXsC
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
over 15 years ago
BAM. I'm on there 3 times. Suck it Taylor. When it comes to middle-aged ladies' backs, I'm 3 times more popular. http://twitpic.com/3oxfu1
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
over 15 years ago
Merry Christmas to all. If more than half your gifts were Twilight related, I thank you. I get a merchandising percentage.
#TwilightXmas
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
over 15 years ago
Oh c'mon. Shouldn't the yellow section be just a little bit bigger? But to be fair, I'm a mix of green and red. http://twitpic.com/3g7tec
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
almost 16 years ago
Due to my relationship status I am required to state that this is complete bollocks. (Even though it isn't.) http://twitpic.com/2jz52m
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
almost 16 years ago
Oh! Pick me! Pick me! http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/tlg/1893560318.html
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
almost 16 years ago
Ooohhh! I know which one I'd pick! http://twitpic.com/239y6s
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
about 16 years ago
That's right. It happened. Kagan handled herself well, but it was obvious she's gaga for Edward. http://bit.ly/b4yBQh
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
about 16 years ago
Yes, that was a real mustache. I go all out for all roles, even pretend movie award ones. Don't judge me.
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
about 16 years ago
Thanks for all the pseudo birthday wishes. I pseudo appreciate them. Time for 24 shots at any pub I can stumble into. ... Pseudo!
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
about 16 years ago
Now everyone can imagine they're marrying Edward. Not like they don't already. Face it - he's a catch. http://tinyurl.com/BellasRing
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
about 16 years ago
It's sad...because it's true. My hair had it's own line in the budget, and justifiably so. http://twitpic.com/1dh2yw
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
over 16 years ago
Yes, the rumors are true. I admitted Kristen and I are an item. But what I didn't admit is...it's only because she kidnapped my dog. Prat.
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
over 16 years ago
Cambridge to start teaching Twilight? I call dibs on being a guest speaker, as long as they can promise to protect me. http://bit.ly/dx5TYM
Robert Pattinson
@PseudoRob
over 16 years ago
Saw this ad and laughed. Which one? If you're lucky, none of them. http://www.twitpic.com/ui8yy
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