PsionicMonkey

Gaymer | Streamer | Husband | Cat Dad | Peanut Butter Burger Preacher | Opinions are my own. | Biz inquiries to PsionicMonkeyBusiness@gmail. com

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

Schedule!

Tuesdays and Thursdays at ~8pm EST

Sundays at ????

Follow for notifications when I go live!

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[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

What is #marriage if not for your husband taking both of our car keys to work instead of just one?

#Lyft, you’re up! Someone’s getting paid this Friday at least.

#LGBTQIA #mawwage #DailyFoibles #MonkeyMadness #Husbear #DammitHusbear

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@TriforceDad1984 Y u no blu-ray

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

Having such a great time playing #Borderlands4 y’all!

Raided @Mz__Maxx for Fallout New Vegas goodness. Back Thursday for #RoadsideResearch Demo, where we pump gas and probe…well, you know.

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#twitch #streamer #gaymer #adhd

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@TriforceDad1984 Bonus tidbit: “Now I understand why gerbils eat their young when they’re upset.”

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

Damn it! Thought of another great hashtag. #LitiGayTion

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

Tonight at 8:30PM EST, we're goin' to court in 'Guilty as Sock!' We'll be litigating God only knows what as (literal) sock-puppet people. See you soon!

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#GuiltyAsSock #gaymer #Twitch #streamer #SmallStreamer #NeuroSpicy #ADHD

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

It’s so very Monday here at the Bibliodome. We’ve had to evacuate due to the smell of gas on the main floor.

Like, I need this year to stop being this.. *gestures all around*

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

Some days I wish I was a Luddite, living in the woods near a mountain.

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

Fucking hell! When it rains it pours. Husbear is waiting on CT test results in the ER to rule out appendicitis, a hernia, or a kidney stone.

Like, fuck sakes yall.

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

@caterella404 Sure! I’ll take a look. Thank you!

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

Made myself sad, looking for a simple but durable vessel for a necklace to hold VoidKitty’s ashes.

I know that might be weird to want to do that, but I loved that pain in the ass cat.

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

Getting cleaned out of all 30-some of my story time tickets in just over three minutes is a new personal “best”.

Now I dig into the shelving that didn’t get done over the weekend at the Bibliodome.

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

I get that these are 'estimates', but at some point you should just not give those if they're going to be wrong from the jump. It's an unfair expectation on the customer and your drivers, and nobody comes out happy from this. Just stop.

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

Dear @FedEx

I cannot tell you how sick and tired I am of your 'delivery window' estimates. We are now 3 hours outside your window, the driver is crisscrossing further and further north of me despite being six blocks away at one point, and I've torched an afternoon off.

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

Today has felt like being nibbled to death by a duck.

[PsionicMonkey @PsionicM]

We had to say goodbye to the VoidKitty last night. She fought hard, but cancer was winning and we couldn’t bear to have her in pain any more.

Thank you for being the best squad mate a guy could ask for, baby.