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🔞Super simple and insane. I ooze the traits "Jackass" & "Cocaine" | It's per-nounced "Vee Tart" | 🔞Psychic Monster Being Gudde |🔞

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@yearncel Potential Spirit Animal right here? 😂

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@powdury Surely its not for their different mindset... 🤨😂

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Her: We aint fuckin if you dont appreciate my bush
Me: Well, i wanna give my nostrils rugburn from gettin stoned to the bone off your pheromones. what does that tell you?

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@SmugAlana @TeamYouTube They dont actually respect anything thats not in line with what they want to promote. Youtube does not want to be what we want youtube to be.

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old birthday present for a black friend after he got hit with the alternative

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@Tectone

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My future educational program: "Further Understanding of Character & Knowledge Through Introspection, Meditation and Experience" (F.U.C.K.T.I.M.E.)

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https://t.co/7ksTShzPF0 No way but the hard way

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Its insane to me the extent males will go to protect female predators. My dick is still recovering from the "punishment" i went through right after i turned seventeen. im 30 now and im still the bad guy for not letting my at the time six (almost seven) year old little brother get repeatedly fondled by a sixteen year old *girl*.

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Misunderstandings are now and forever the bane of my existence 😂

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Slade Wilson's edging addiction is gonna get so bad he's gonna go from "Deathstroke" to "DAFTstroke"

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@Ella_Vtub3r take her to rehab. if only she wouldve been vacuuming the sidewalk

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🤘I miss the part of country livin where everybody waved in passing. i wanna move back

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When I jog in my mostly white neighborhood, I make a point to wave to everyone I see. I want people to know that we are all on the same team.

We are all Americans!

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@MercuriousVA damn sorry to hear that. i figured i would hear that at some point but i was hoping it wouldnt be from you. sorry for runnin my mouth

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A couple days on twitter and suddenly i feel better. XD thats not sarcasm. Getting back online is arguably the best thing i couldve done for myself. i shouldntve unplugged again. I'm very self-destructive and quite prone to self-sabotage. But ive defused and become confused. also very torn. one of the things im in the middle of is rewriting the old content i never posted. i agreed to certain terms and because of that, i can no longer use anything that includes a certain old friend and he's dead. Writing him out is *KILLING ME* but it needs doin and quite frankly he'd be upset with me if i didnt do it, cuz he gets it. Thanks for puttin up with me so far. heres some things i plan to do/make in no particular order
-how to turn a piece of wood inside out (gotta find a bandsaw so i can get fancy)
-do stand-up
-get back into skating (boards and scooters)
-Why tonewood is easier to hear on acoustics but nearly impossible on electrics & how to make your natural tone easier to hear.
-Title: Chad was born Full-Retard
-use a nude player character for a full playthrough of pokemon (characters been done but ima do the playthrough live.)
-help old friend turned independent journalist get their stories heard and go to war for our hometown.
-Title: Unperfessnl_Vtart presents: Dissipwinary Action
-Put twitch & youtube on life support (and unplug them)
-how to make an acoustic guitar distort naturally
-Title: Unperfessnl_Vtart presents: Certified Cunt Punt-er
-title: Every Dragon Ball timeline we know of is a lie and the goku black arc might actually make sense...
-write and direct porn. some acting but mainly writing and directing. Im gonna hurt a lot of feelings with the one live action NTR plot i have planned but itll be worth the laughs. once you see me pull out the quarter (a coin) youre gonna know with every fiber of your being im about to be extremely "offensive"😂i wrote that video in tenth grade. im gonna hit up both of my teachers i told about the script once i get far enough along to start filming it. i actually ran into one of them shortly after Nate died and they remembered it the second i mentioned a specific fake tattoo. their response: "You've gotta make it happen, Kyle."😂

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@dinoreynyc @Tectone 1776-2026= -87 of whatever the hell youre trying to count

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@briteworx_arts Do your thing, if youre feelin froggy you could try making your oc in GIMP and using it on this. its called pokemon3d and its almost fully cooperative.

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@depressionlesss Jack

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@sunfyre_vtu this image is a twelve year long tradition between me and my dead best friend so im passing it on when i see posts like this.