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Whenever you see lightning you immediately start counting.

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You run up the stairs after turning the lights off in the basement, to avoid the monsters.

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You have a favorite bathroom stall at work and if you can't use it you're devastated.

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You sneeze twice, except for when you sneeze thrice

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You plan elaborate heists, like stealing the moon, or hiding the pyramids with only a mild intention of pulling them off.

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You constantly forget that you're supposedly a grown-up now.

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Whenever your ears start randomly ringing, you wonder if someone is blowing a dog whistle and you're actually a werewolf.

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You used to think that the world was black and white until the 1960's.

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Every time you've drawn a particularly good curly brace ( } ) you are inappropriately proud of yourself.

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You constantly think about what would be weapon of choice during the impending zombie apocalypse.

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Before going to work you do the Triple Pants Pat. Wallet, Phone, Keys.

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You still avoid stepping on the cracks of sidewalks. You treasure your mother's back health.

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You classify people into two groups: those who will only share 1 tic-tac, and people you'd actually want to hang out with.

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You drink carbonated water for the supernatural burping ability it bestows upon you.

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You still avoid stepping on the cracks of sidewalks. You treasure your mother's back health.

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You are still waiting to see anything sadder than the final scene of Harry and the Hendersons.

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You've always speculated that male ladybugs are called gentlemanbugs.

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You wonder what distinguishes a regular rainbow from a reading rainbow.

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You know that tacos are the perfect food. Tacos wrapped in pancakes and folded into burritos that is.

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You always put the USB in upside down on your first try, flip it, and then realize you had it right all along.