lil Derp

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Hardest Ever by Noggin Boppers
Featuring: Skitzy_Va(Greg) OUT NOW
#Fishtanklive #skitzy_va #greg

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If praying mantis was a human it would be Chinese yes?

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Me pages who post their ugly ass average cat fishing for “cute” complements

FUCK YOU NIGGA THAT CAT IS UGLY AND EXHIBITS NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE

keep that abomination in the photo gallery

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women who are attractive but aren’t model level have the best array of choices in the dating market

LTN-MTN dudes think they are attainable and the ideal wife they envision themselves with

Chads think they are down to earth n not as egotistical as model airheads or are easy

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Drawing Sneako from memory

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I think it’s degenerate and filthy

but I’d like to flick up at a gas station wearing Chrome hearts while toting assault rifles maybe once

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When my food heats up my plate to scorching temperatures I grab it n walk slowly to the table even tho it burns so bad

what am I gonna do?
Yelp and put it down?❌
Speed up to the table?❌
Not react and squeeze the plate so the heat from my hands overpowers the plates heat✅

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My heartfelt message to Elon Musk to DEPORT Sneako. 😤

We NEED to see Sneako in Iran before 2026 is over! ✊🏻✊🏾

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JFL

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It’s over?

I didn’t hear no bell.

this image gives me so much motivation and passion and a fiery love for life

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Simpsons predicted Portugal will win World Cup 2026

not happy about this

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When I was >12 years old
during torrential downpours

me and a platoon of other 12 year olds would sprint down the street in the middle of the road with no shoes, socks, or T-shirts

called it “rain running”

8-9 different 12 year olds SPRINTING at full speed

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Having intercourse on a bright sunny morning should score you a spot on Lucifers most despicable list.

Birds chirping, fluttering butterflies, the sun casting life energy. While all of this flourishes you and your whore decide to corrupt this purity by bumpin uglies.

Heinous

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🇯🇵💔

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women will add 34 songs to their playlist in under 30 seconds without listening to what they’ve just added

as longs as it’s by ______ then it’s added

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I know it’s goyfeed but I enjoy watching Joey Dias having a mucus filled chuckle while hitting people with cars in GTA 5

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FUN FACT:

The children’s game Rock Paper Scissors shoot was actually invented by child Hamas soldiers as a way to remember the orders they received from their commanding officer

Bibi where is my 7 grand gang

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It’s so funny when you see a girl dapping people up🤣

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The beat on this song gives Duwap Kaine a pass for being a pedophile

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Foids went from #metoo to 2 me’s

yall bitches BIG AS HELL now

inspo from this guy

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didn’t realize people had such a huge problem with not saying “hello”

*walk up to boss*
“how busy is it looking tonight?”
“No hello?”

FUCK YOU N***A