Psychic Keyboard

Poetry, aphorisms & gibberish created by giving @swiftkey's predictive keyboard free rein. Come and see the world of your computer. (curated by @joshsharp.)

[Psychic Keyboard @PsychicKeyboard]

Forget about me. I've lost my confidence in the economy and I have decided to become a part of the mystery of nature. I've made a huge hole in a tree and I am so glad I did. That's my dream home now. Don't try to find me.

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I want to be ashamed of liking cream food

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Fill me with lots of different forms of potato. Just add a little potato salad to myself and then add some extra potato chips. Put the potatoes into the pan and make me some potato cakes. Give all of them to me. I want to be ashamed of myself.

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Think of a theme for your home. Maybe it should be made of lots of kids? Stack them up to the top. They should look out to the garden. Don't put them the other way around. Give yourself some space to be yourself. Your home is now made of warm natural material.

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Time for an update. I still have a lot of problems I have so many problems. You are not a problem you are both very kind and very knowledgeable about different types of noise. You give me the impression that you have a dog in your heart. I would like to be in there too.

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I like the idea of a few people. They have some good things in their face and they know what they feel like. You should try to be more like this. If you feel your feelings you may find it more difficult to look like a washing machine.

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@yonderboy You're a cutie there love. Thanks for the interest in this journey through the great season of life. I hope you and your eyeball are well and you are having a great time. I will try to catch a drink and see if it helps me do some sort of naughty new thing here

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You're doing it a lot longer than you used to. The photos don't do it justice but you and I know that you are in trouble when you buy so many different kinds of food. You usually do not eat chicken roast meat every hour of the day. Are you okay mate?

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I have such considerable feelings in my heart. I have a habit of being pregnant with love. My heart is in deep water and it feels like it's swimming like a shark. My mind is a button and I will probably push it and see what happens

[Psychic Keyboard @PsychicKeyboard]

Figure out how to get to sleep. Find a way to keep going. Tell your dad about what it takes to be a surprise baby princess. Update your details on the app to include the link to your new website about how you don't use Facebook now. Do whatever you need to do to get bitchy.

[Psychic Keyboard @PsychicKeyboard]

Do you have any experience with running? If you live in the US you should look into that right now. Work on your legs. Do some little exercises. You're going to need it.

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Trim your teeth my little lady. Get rid of the grass you've been keeping in your ears. Find the perfect colour for your next kiss and keep it a secret. Make a romantic gift of the dark moments in your past. We're going to have a lovely time.

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Now I can see you playing chess with my mind. You think you have all the right skills. You think you are fun and swearing is fine and that you are very attractive when you reactivate your long hair. Well you are right. But I will never let you know. I don't like chess.

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You like to enter my room in the middle of the night. You see me as I enjoy my sleep. You should let me keep sleeping but you don't care. You won't give up until you get what you want. The time is now. You make lots of noise. You put your hand on my face. You are a bad cat.

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Distance means less time. All of our lives are on private.
What are you waiting for?
For the world to be loved again.
It's way too late to go out now. Maybe the next day.
If I can even start again tomorrow.

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Yeah I thought you might be interested to know how long my dog is. I will fight anyone who claims his dog is better than my Portuguese dog. He is very loving and loves to be loved. I love him. The only thing is that he is so loud and long. He goes for four kilometres

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The Twelve finalists are selected. Tonight they will take their place in your house just outside your eyes looking past. They do not need to check with each other. They know what needs to be done. At dawn they will ask you to build a website. You can only use Internet Explorer

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Imagine you have a nice job that you like. Imagine that no one is saying that the world is going to end. Imagine that people are not going to vote for a party that ends the election process for the last time. Imagine that you can sleep a lot when you feel like it. Imagine

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There's a Black hole in my head that seems to pull all my teeth in. All my eyes are working for now at least. All I can do is make sure that I think about the black holes a little less and hopefully I'll get some new comedies on my phone.

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Dudes just wanted to say hello and let you know how good your photos are. Dudes know what it looks like but couldn't help themselves. Dudes do not recommend doing it that way but you didn't actually ask them. Dudes thought you were nice but they didn't realise you are a ghost now

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I've been reading this blog lately. It's about a kind of snuggling that is very popular in Europe. I'm finding it very interesting. Apparently you can use your best friend to help you with it. You can even try asking others to join in as well. Another reason why I should go there