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@Abellcymeg "No, it's fine. I just didn't expect it to have a penis, is all"

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@nypost Perhaps the most unflattering picture you could have used, par for the course I suppose

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@ZaidJilani I would keep a suitcase packed for yourself, just in case.

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@SHLK303

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@planefag "what do I make in my nuggies and fries machine?" alright man

My real suggestion is to roast broccoli in it. Perfect and crispy every time.

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@Takasi_Gu_mA

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@Mattman34 Recalling the plot of Beverly Cleary's "Beezus and Ramona" from blood memory and acting on it immediately

The first bite of the apple is the best, don't you know

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@taofledermaus They're calling it the Stackbuster

Fuck you and all the guys behind you

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@Psyberdelic_ Every masterpiece has it's cheap copy.

I miss getting flashbanged by @yoloswagstudios 's balls like you wouldn't believe.

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@uncledoomer Not a fan of skeleton watches for that reason.

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@KokonasTopGoy Good to see that you tagged this as a joke. Refollowed.

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@normposter Haven't heard from Shri Tyranitar in a while, here's hoping.

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@MostlyPeaceful I only see it during summertime, but it's probably my favorite.

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@sardonic_greek I think you're exaggerating. She certainly can't weigh THAT much.

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@PauloSpitzbarth I can't believe CNN aired a live and unedited rape

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@uncledoomer The Ginnamaroll: equal parts gin and ramune

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@KokonasTopGoy I didn't take you for one of those outcest freaks. Unfollowed.

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"I used $1.2 billion of debt to buy $10 billion in assets. If you don't understand this you should probably be getting ready for your shift at the Amazon warehouse. Buy gold, silver, Bitcoin"

[New York Post @nypost]

'Rich Dad Poor Dad' self-help author Robert Kiyosaki is $1.2 billion in debt: report https://t.co/iHT8yvfmHn

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Status update: cranking my hog

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@h1ghoffthemusic @mushiefairie I'm not particularly interested in arguing the semantics of if trans men are real men right now