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Lazy retard appreciator. Black Death upon the mothers of anyone who came to my profile because I made them mad. You will also never be American OR a woman!

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Reminder that this is all the Democrats fault. The only reason politics is so insane right now is because they decided to start cheating, and once they started cheating they could detach themselves from reality without losing power.

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@TheRickWilson Sorry man the consensus manufacturing machine is being cleaned right now did you want to order anything else?

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@comradedykepop @taliaotg I'm not looking up your faggot slang terms son but the guy you're referring to helped plan out a massacre and then hid evidence afterwards

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@Guy_Incognito3 @LokiJulianus

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This is one of my favorite stats and examples that Democrats generally don't lie, but never tell the truth.

Murders, as in people being killed, are down. That's true. But medical technology has advanced such that wounds that would have been fatal in the 90's are now survivable. You are more likely to be assaulted than you were in the 90s, but since you're more likely to survive it's handshakes and asspats all around.

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🚨 Murders in NYC have reached the lowest level in recorded history under Zohran Mamdani.

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@_sn_n Unintentionally correct. "America" as a concept will leave with the Trump voters and establish itself wherever they do.

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@democracynow Wow she's greasy

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@hasanthehun Turns out conspiring to murder people is also a crime.

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Only now just realized that the Hindu tendency to eat poop and drink pee and engage in opportunistic sodomy is probably the reason why they assimilated so quickly into the San Francisco tech sphere.

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Hmmm yesterday I was told that they fired a warning shot at the ground that went wild and just happened to hit the cop in the neck. This is the first I've heard of any bystanders being heroically protected.

You're not just making things up to cover for your terrorist buddies, are you? You better not be.

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@magills_ @TheMiddleborne

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@tedlieu The fertilizer is coming from the water source. The Potomac. It's being filtered but not treated and it's full of agricultural runoff.

How do you people not know how anything works?

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@fleshsimulator Erewhon has a hellacious suet block, or so I've been told

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@Attest23021037 @RdHdSteppeson Ah yes how could I forget all the mayonnaise based ketchup, mustard, barbeque, and hot sauces we have in America I must be a fucking idiot

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@FiatTruth Yes but it's okay when he does it

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@Mill_Moron

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@polished_steel "He" is actually an amalgam of several nearly identical safety reps that they switch out every time one of them dies in a horrible and baroque way. The safety incident graph is actually just how many Changs you lost in the month.

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@mattbramanti We used to prank each other by surprising them with an alcoholic treat

This used to be a proper country

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@Attest23021037 @RdHdSteppeson Even assuming this isn't the retarded interjection of someone who eats with his shit-covered hands, this would imply that the French are the ones obsessed with mayonnaise.

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@Trad_West_Art I actually don't care if Indian history is erased. It's actually fun and cool that they're melting down anything they've ever done that's interesting so the only thing anyone can picture about them is their shit-eating present state.