American Psycho 2013

It's present day and Patrick Bateman still lives in the American Gardens Building and work for Pierce & Pierce. He is 47 years old. This is his life.

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Patrick is now fifty years old and FX wants to do a television show about him. Horrible ratings. People stream and download it instead.

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Patrick attends The Wolf of Wall Street premiere and becomes extremely jealous of Leonardo DiCaprio and his Victoria's Secret model gf.

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"I HAVE TO RETURN SOME BLU-RAY DISCS!"

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Patrick Bateman loves Coldplay.

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Patrick goes to see Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. Gets obsessed by his old neighbor Tom Cruise because of his low body-fat percentage.

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Luis Carruthers explain his love for The Newsroom during a luncheon. Bateman contemplates on killing Carruthers. And Aaron Sorkin.

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Pat & Evelyn attend Mamma Mia premiere on Broadway. P.B. masturbate in bathroom stall to old Waterloo-video on YouTube during intermission.

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Bateman write email to President Obama calling him "debil". Gets investigated by CIA.

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Patrick has an emotional breakdown over reports on Beyonce's new haircut.

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Van Patten remarries. Bateman quote Ed Gein during best man speech. Bryce laugh because he wants to fit in.

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Avicii covers Sussudio and adds new house beat. Patrick is confused. Doesn't know whether to hate it or enjoy it.

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Patrick Bateman masturbates to new Miley Cyrus video while doing crunches. His back hurts.

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Bateman ask Siri about chainsaw prices.

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Stash has been dead for almost fifteen years. Suicide.

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Det. Donald Kimball ask Bateman about disappearance of Paul Allen. Bateman excuse himself: "I'm late for a lunch meeting with Dexter Morgan"

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Luis Carruthers: "Patrick, where did you get that overnight bag?"
Patrick Bateman: "http://t.co/0CHNeTrAxD"

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Bateman: "I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's Instagram pic to mine!"

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The only thing Bateman does at work is solving crossword puzzles on his new iPad.

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Patrick Bateman write post on 4chan about his hatred for actor James Franco.

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Pat Bateman meet actress Kim Cattrall at Pierce & Pierce PR-event. Refuse to date her. She's too old.