Danielle Lipke

Mom,
Engaged,
Current Masshole,
❤Cats,Unicorns & Rainbows

Geeked At Birth

[Danielle Lipke @PsychoUnicorn]

Happy 4th of July! #merica

[Danielle Lipke @PsychoUnicorn]

When your Dad is in NC and hunting for FunkoPop exclusives for me and send me pictures asking if I have it/want ❤ #daddysgirl #iwishiwasinNorthCarolina #hegetsit

[Danielle Lipke @PsychoUnicorn]

Fucking Dead LMAO! #marvelcomics #Daredevil #scarletwitch #sofuckedup

[Danielle Lipke @PsychoUnicorn]

Whatever happened to being there for each other when times are tough? Many ppl I know and love myself included are having very hard times these days. I've noticed most choose alcohol, pot, or pills to help them cope. Why cant we just talk to one another? #love #TogetherWeCan

[Danielle Lipke @PsychoUnicorn]

Seriously feel like I'm the parent of 2 kids instead of 1 tonight 😡 #imexhausted

[Danielle Lipke @PsychoUnicorn]

Love going on nature walks with the family #itshot

[Danielle Lipke @PsychoUnicorn]

@NBCOUT @aquariaofficial I see what they did there....#JusticeforCracker

[Danielle Lipke @PsychoUnicorn]

@RuPaulsDragRace @miz_cracker I got goosebumps watching you enter the runway. I love you!!!!! #JusticeforCracker

[Danielle Lipke @PsychoUnicorn]

@trixiemattel Fucking dead 💀😂😂😂😂 I cant breath right now....just like the "Tittyflies" in Asia's lipsync!

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Asia: Time for the reveal!
Butterflies:

[Brian! @BJMcElhaney]

To kids who are confused about what's going, let me help you understand: Death Eaters are completely in control of the Ministry.

[Danielle Lipke @PsychoUnicorn]

Congratulations @aquariaofficial!!!!!!! I wish is was @eurekaohara that won title. But girl you fucking killed that lip sync! Confetti cannons for the win! #RuPaulsDragRaceFinale #teamEuerka #TeamAquaria

[Danielle Lipke @PsychoUnicorn]

This finale is killing me @RuPaulsDragRace #TeamEureka

[Danielle Lipke @PsychoUnicorn]

Why is my kid so smart? Figured out how to climb out of the bath tub....we dont have a low tub at all and she's 8 months old and not even walking yet #makeherstopgrowing #momprobz #shesmyworld

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Super helpful.

[Danielle Lipke @PsychoUnicorn]

Should be taking advantage of Rayna being asleep and sleeping too but I went down the #dragqueens rabbit hole 😂

[Rhode Island Problems @RIprobz]

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