Pat O'Connor

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[Pat O'Connor @PsychoactivePat]

Me:*turns away in bed. Sighs.*

Gf: [half asleep] what’s wrong?

Me: nothing.. I have Mike Jones stuck in my head.

[Pat O'Connor @PsychoactivePat]

@PardonMyTake A fellow cocksman, I see.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I can’t believe that. I hate football so much

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I want the camera to cut to Phil nodding his head right now. #snl

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@BarstoolBigCat

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@BradyTrett @LukeMorgan1194

[Pat O'Connor @PsychoactivePat]

Fuck.

[Pat O'Connor @PsychoactivePat]

Does PK know the Stars have not only been in a SC final recently, but also more recently than Vegas? Or is that just chalked up to the bubble?

[Pat O'Connor @PsychoactivePat]

Matt Dumba is a bad man.

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@BarstoolBigCat 73

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Back when #TexasHockey began.

Introducing our @adidas Reverse Retro 2022 #reverseretro

Available 11.15

#DallasStars x @adidashockey

[Pat O'Connor @PsychoactivePat]

@schmalycat Same

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@mil182 Emphasis on the “maybe” though.

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@budderfly_ It was only a matter of time… 🤣

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I’ve officially been to a strip club as of last night! And, just like I imagined, I want to go back every night now and see my beautiful angels..

[Pat O'Connor @PsychoactivePat]

@budderfly_ I didn’t fuck it up!!

[Pat O'Connor @PsychoactivePat]

I’m drunk and texting both my mom (about random shit) and someone else (about tripping on acid) let’s see how long I can go before fucking up

[Pat O'Connor @PsychoactivePat]

I wanna start replying to every Instagram story I see with 1 or more people with “THANKS FOR THE INVITE”. My bet is I get a lot of no-replies.

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Is it even considered a vacation if I forget my sunglasses and have to buy a $40 pair at the airport?