PSYCHOLANE

God rested, I don't.

[Lou Cipher @Frankt78]

I haven't posted shit in a while and no one gives a fuck.

I love that about this place.

[PSYCHOLANE @Psycholane]

Some dumb Americans still believe 9/11 was a terrorist attack.

[PSYCHOLANE @Psycholane]

US black presidential candidates have discovered the new trick to winning the presidency is claim they're Kenyan.

[Vivacious Vixen @Vixen567]

When you're stupid, everything's a no brainer.

[PSYCHOLANE @Psycholane]

You say Masaku 7s, I say orgy.

[Silenced Monk @OffsideMonk]

If they only support you when you agree with them. That's not support, that's a contract.

[PSYCHOLANE @Psycholane]

Every month is Ramadan if you cannot afford lunch.

[Ryan v2.0 @Mr57percent]

I like how TV shows have people eating breakfast before work and the sun is shining. Where do you find those jobs?

[PSYCHOLANE @Psycholane]

Do people with skinny legs know that shorts were not made for them?

[PSYCHOLANE @Psycholane]

With all the pussy in the world, why should someone be a homo though?

[Farhan Siddiqui @Farrenhite]

I miss the good old days of Twitter when it didn't exist.

[PSYCHOLANE @Psycholane]

They are called dreadlocks because they're dreadful.

[MF JOOM @Dr_Huey]

Lol why are short people always moody? Why are you even moody to your fellow short people. Chill

[PSYCHOLANE @Psycholane]

"I'm miss independent, but I still want you to buy me things" - Women

[Wes W @CaptFacetious]

It's not really a date unless you both leave your phones in the car.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Lol at the individual who put an expiry date on a box of oreos.

[PSYCHOLANE @Psycholane]

A full bladder is the only alarm clock that cannot be snoozed.

[V @stfu_veer]

When mother gives you phone to talk to your relatives
http://t.co/yVk4jApSLw

[PSYCHOLANE @Psycholane]

Wikipedia has already posted spoilers for the first 4 episodes RT @RoothyM_: Suits season 5 premieres tonight. Life just got better!

[PSYCHOLANE @Psycholane]

There should be a weekend at the middle of every week.