Ptahp Notch

Seriously unserious. Let's have some levity in this lunacy.

[PBS News @NewsHour]

WATCH LIVE: March on Washington rally draws attention to voting rights with Jeffries, Sanders https://t.co/eaf42lMkRl

[jezz @JezziiB]

Texas just made weed a felony after over 70% of voters voted to legalize it. Is this what we call a democracy when the representatives of a state will openly defy the will of voters because incarceration rates went down so much and prisons lost money? Texas is a fucking republican-ran hellhole.

[Ptahp Notch @PtahpNotchImage]

I completed the July challenge faster than 93.7% of all learners on Duolingo!

[Ptahp Notch @PtahpNotchImage]

Shit I remember when yelling too enthusiastically would disqualify you from even winning a primary. This country is a fucking shit hole and king shit in his pants is leading a legion of shit for brains that intend to take us all down with them!

[I Smoked Doomsdale @BlackKnight10k]

I remember when getting a consensual blowjob was enough to warrant an impeachment. Now Presidents can pay out $5M+ to the victims they raped and no one fucking bats an eye

[Ptahp Notch @PtahpNotchImage]

What's the penalty for treason? Convenient list at the very least

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

These 50 GOP Senators just voted to merge the U.S. military with Israel’s military. Every single one of them should be tried for treason.

[Nora @Heal_within96]

Tim Tebow has shared that research shows that middle aged Caucasian men are the number one offender types of child abuse in the US.

[kevin blue @kevinblue345]

white people get out of the car at the same time the police get out of the car, yet the white cop uses non-lethal

[Ptahp Notch @PtahpNotchImage]

Sure would be nice if he hops in that carpool to hell with Lindsey and Mitch

[Ptahp Notch @PtahpNotchImage]

Hey accomplices should get the same sentence as the perpetrators. Remember the media and it's members when the retribution comes.

[Ptahp Notch @PtahpNotchImage]

Also..... fuck Boston!

[Ptahp Notch @PtahpNotchImage]

I really hope the @Lakers can bring @rui_8mura back! That's my guy! My toddler also roots for him in the tiniest most adorable voice. Don't take that away 🥲

[Ptahp Notch @PtahpNotchImage]

They are the world's biggest losers fr. Seriously, how did you rig the game so that you and yours reap the most benefits and still be so fuckin pathetic. It's laughable. Anyway. B!P!

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

They create fake pages pretending to be Black ppl JUST TO ARGUE WITH US, please watch out.

[Ptahp Notch @PtahpNotchImage]

@DojaCat That shit had me body rolling though

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I just went 77-5, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/oe2t2Ryc7m #NBA #82and0

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I just went 75-7, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/dy1UhvUlBp #NBA #82and0

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I just went 78-4, think you can go 82-0? I'm tryna crack 80!! https://t.co/cPbOpEIL6F #NBA #82and0

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I completed the June challenge faster than 94.9% of all learners on Duolingo!

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[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

Black!