A dogfish, occasionally

Bird nerd, terrible gamer, even worse at cycling.

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

The sky got a little "steamed hams" tonight

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

Oh no, turns out I was wrong and I owe him an apology

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

My colleague recounting visiting Rome as a teen:
"The buildings are nice but after a while they get a bit boring. I wanted to see The Cow With The Tits"
"The what? Don't they all have Udders?"
"No, it's this cow and it has tits! It's on the football badge and stuff!"
...

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

... "Do you mean the statue of Romulus and Remus?"
"Erm... I think so"

SMH

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

@adameaa24 Might've done 🤓

[Absolutemtb @Absolutemtb1]

Isn’t it mad when you think about it. It’s some metal tubes (ok carbon too) with some wheels and other bits & bobs on it & it brings so much joy to so many. The variation and versatility of the riders from a trip to the shops to sending 90ft jumps. Bikes are awesome 😎🤙

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

@richardosman @look_itsluke The equivalent of a billionaire saying millionaires aren't rich 😉

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

@harpsibored @YouTubeCreators

[Pen Paladin @Pen_Paladin]

I need your WORST ideas for Mega Evolutions. Tell me what you’ve got!

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

@WillPoole Same to you

[eu-IV @euIVmusic]

This how Gran Turismo 3 looked on PS2 when I was a kid.

[Smooth Dunk @SmoothDunk]

“you’re not americannn, why do u care about U.S politicssss?”

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

@rosedoodles ros3Doodle confirmed.

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

Those were the sad times

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I remember a time when you could surf the information highway and didn't stumble across crude drawings of cat men and women licking each others frothing genitals every two minutes.

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

@ActualNames1 Yes, I was deliberately misinterpreting for comedic effect.

[Francesca @noisyhearts]

Fun fact! Lenny Kravitz actually borrowed this scarf from Gary Barlow's massive son.

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

Any news on boxing day?

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

@lil_indigestion It's a shame they're so rare these days 😢

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

@deathofbuckley I volunteered to cover someone else's shift so that they could go out for Christmas drinks and I didn't have to

[A dogfish, occasionally @Ptdgames1]

@RawestAlbums TWRP mentioned? Fuck yeah!