Paul

Blogger, cyclist, investor, cavapoo owner

[Paul @Ptebbs]

Duncan showing off his big hole to Liz - hoping he gets told he's been a good boy #granddesigns

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@JeremyClarkson NO NO NO! This wasn’t a clumsy joke poorly received. The “hate on a cellular level” wasn’t a GOT ref. Off you fuck back to the farm, you misogynistic gammon

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@NadineDorries @BorisJohnson Vomit inducing

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@RevolutApp this is disingenuous, 0 integrity marketing…1) a 3 months free promo positioned as a prize giveaway 2) this being an annual subscription, only indicated in the small-print. You guys suck!

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Elon Musk was able to buy Twitter because he doesn’t spend $5 on coffee everyday

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@elonmusk Why is it mainly fascists that care so much about “free speech”? Because “free speech” is 9/10 a proxy for hate speech!

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@evolvepensions your customer service is amongst the worst I have experienced. There is no one I can call and you take 10 days to reply to every email!

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You’re offered a personal driver for life, free of charge but that driver is @JKCorden and he’s always singing when he drives- do you accept?

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In the space of 12 hours my dog has eaten poop and rolled in poop...what is wrong with this animal?!

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This charming man

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#TheApprentice proven business with 6 figure profits or Pyjamally?! 🤨🤨

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Is that Mr Onion?
What, the one that looks like an onion?
He’s fucking pink and in a green trouser suit!

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“My worst fears about Al are coming true: he’s already done a shoey” 🤣🤣 #MAFSAUS

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@wiawiai Ok good, hope you can catch up on some sleep tonight bab xx

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@wiawiai I had 0 side effects - just a sore arm

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@wiawiai Did you get it in the end ?

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I have an increasing concern about #crypto exchange apps in 🇬🇧 that aren’t on the FCA register + have awful reviews on Trustpilot. Of course, Crypto itself isn’t covered by FSCS’ guarantee either. A lot of vulnerable people could get burnt

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#LoveIsBlind Mallory- every, single, episode: “OH MY GAWDDD!” 🥺🥲😭😭😭

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There are some flaws in this whole #DeFi thing aren't there...
https://t.co/3BigoZZdbj

[Paul @Ptebbs]

Aldi is so good - they didn’t have any Yorkshire tea 🫖so I begrudgingly bought some of their own brand (thinking 90% chance it will be shit)- wrong! It’s just as good and half the price 😏