Pub Bore

Been there, done it, stuck a conservatory on the side and made 45K profit. Tidy.

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Should have held the Paralympics first and treated it as a security dry-run. If a bomb had gone off there'd be less noticeable damage.

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What I found made Diane Abbott's comments even more offensive was that she was blacked-up when she made them.

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What a load of old bollocks