Dave

50 shades of Ram!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Our promise to abolish tax on overtime is a cast iron guarantee. Just like our promise to raise the income tax threshold to £20k was.

[Dave @Pub_Goer]

Still cannot access @eBay_UK @ebay account. Says invalid access token. No matter whatvdevice or browser. Followed all instructions on help chat. Have items sold need to post and no access to balance?!!!! Any chance of a solution?

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@BGT @ITV It shouldn't even have gone through left alone got the golden buzzer. Dreadful.

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@ShirelleMa6361 @BGT @ITV Completely agree. Sod all talent on show and an insult to two amazing singers. Even the carrot trumpet showed more talent than this bunch.

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@BGT @ITV Absolute joke of a golden buzzer. Agree with the sentiments but talent? Where was it. Two epic singers both should have had a GB this got one just for being kids.

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@stwater any update as to when this work will be completed as we are sick of the terrible disruption it is causing? Only 3 hours left and nobody working and hasn't been for days!!

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@MManuella611 @Matt_Pinner Bloody hell. If Boris said the sky was blue I would look up and check. The one thing he has been proven to be time and time again is a liar!

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@Matt_Pinner @KevinAl1976 Did he deal with it though?

[Dave @Pub_Goer]

@Matt_Pinner No.

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Pure shithousery from @stwater. Dig a massive hole in Allestree stick up 3 way lights that cause so much disruption that bus services are cancelled, tailbacks for over a mile in rush hour. Not a soul has been there for days!!. No doubt it's an essential hole! Inexcusable

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@Morsey_ Yep. Same here.

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@ILoveSnooker_ I’d do that then miss the black.

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@BBCDerbySport

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@LeilaniDowding Can you imagine the uproar if they were wearing orange shirts and campaigning for the environment.

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@rubyourock @JPercyTelegraph Guarantee that he’s off to Derby.

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@justdave89now ‘Snake oil salesman’

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@BritLad95 I do a massive eye roll and realise the voting public have truly lost their minds and have been sold snake oil.

A fact they will realise pretty soon when there is no substance to the sales pitch.

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@Jenny_1884 No. If they work they pay tax. Why shouldn’t they have a say on who gets to spend it?

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@KEdge23 Hahaha. Still crying about it. Has the next general election been called yet?

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@BainzyC Ever wondered why? 😂