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Note to fat girls: Leggings are not meant to be worn as pants. #badonkaDONT

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@nashdoublej That'll do, pig. That'll do. You're spared for another week. Now make me a sammich!

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"Drake got married" is the top trend, but no one cares about Sir Francis Drake? It's called circumnavigation, y'all! Google it! #16thcentury

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When I started this gig as pop culture detective, I had forgotten that I hate pop culture. I think it's time to just be drunk and surly, no?

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Sylvester Stallone's veins get their own separate trailer on set. True story.

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In honor of Roman Polanski's 77th birthday today, Kool Aid unveils it's new flavor: Statutory Grape.

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To avoid any unnecessary drama/baggage, stick to dating only underage asian schoolgirls. #LessonsLearnedFromScottPilgrim

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Complete Star Wars saga to be released on Blu Ray in 2011. Now we can be disappointed in hi-def.

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Rod Stewart to father a child at 66. I would've reported this earlier, but I just now finished throwing up in my mouth.

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I agree with that last RT, but in a perfect world, Captain America would be played by @GaryJBusey. A tornado of Anti-Nazi wit and teeth!

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Wyclef Jean to run for president of Haiti. Meanwhile, in "who gives a shit" news: Pras.

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This just in: Mel Gibson signs w/Disney to provide the voice of the alpha male pooch in the live action 103 Dalmatians: Prick of the Litter.

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