Social Kriticism

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Just know that every time someone says, "Fits like a glove," this is the glove I am imagining.

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"fully loaded nachos" implies the existence of partially loaded nachos.

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@pefrederiksen Kentunky Dermby

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@martin_scorlazy finally, a day on twitter I can relate to

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@martin_scorlazy Thank you for the afternoon soundtrack inspo. # 6thaven(infl)ue(ncer)

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@martin_scorlazy maybe they should just mind their own feckin business if you ask me.

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@RogersParkMan I would add that I think you absorb the content of the book via listening just fine (maybe even better depending how your brain works), but like, if you read the transcript of a podcast you wouldn't say you listened to it. You'd say you read the transcript. +1 for precision verbs

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@RogersParkMan How do you know they didn't interview an electrical outlet, though???????

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@RogersParkMan Nothing in Logan Square yet, either

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@OffcolorBrewing WE LOVE SPRINKLES!!!

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@zzzweber I'm so embarrassed for everyone that we all have to witness this existing.

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@filming_chicago Do you happen to know what EOOP stands for? There are trailers/trucks set up around Washington Square Park today (2/6) and the signage is also for EOOP.

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@WBEZ ABSOLUTELY NOT, and I'll kick over as many dibs markers as I see while I'm at it.

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god help me, i'm reading dibs discourse. i've already had to stop myself twice from commenting. the ONE thing i'm willing to stir the pot about on twitter.

[John Tavares Amulet Truther @coachleafs]

Leaf blowers should be illegal

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late to work cause i was too busy googling "Jimmy Smits William Fichtner look alike" at breakfast

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Wanna put my Snoopy Art in a blender @Eve6

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‘Snoopy In A Blender’ Sculpture Moving From Thompson Center To Art Institute https://t.co/Q8R4HZLKRw

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*me naming a litter of pets at PAWS* Glen, Gary, Glenn (2 ns) and Ross

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@ckridley @Annie_Cullen @pefrederiksen Agree it's pan pizza. No strong opinion on its quality, though I do love caramelized cheese.

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@kate_swisher would provide start up funds for this home run of an idea. maybe we can even call it "home run cleaners"...or "run over before you head home, cause we are open past 5 cleaners."

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@martin_scorlazy This tweet feels AI generated (or maybe I should say the content of that ad)