YOUR GIRLFRIEND NEVER SHOWED UP ON YOUR 3 YEAR ANNIVERSARY DATE. 🤣🤣
WHEN YOU TEXTED HER WHERE SHE WAS SHE SEND YOU THIS VIDEO WITH THE TEXT: ‘YEAHH WE’RE DONE SHRIMPY 🦐’
Whiteboy: “Hey mom, my friend want to see what you look like.”
Snowbunny: “The immigrated ones?”
Whiteboy: “Yeah those, why?”
Snowbunny: “Oh don’t worry dear, let me just get ready for the picture 💖”
YOUR DAUGHTER ALWAYS COMES HOME LATE FROM SCHOOL, SHE SAID SHE WAS TAKING EXTRA LESSONS..
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WHAT SHE DIDN’T TELL YOU IS THAT ALL THE TEACHERS ‘TEACH’ HER HOW TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE ASS CLEANER!! 🐶💋